British Bulldog's running powerslam - straight from the crap bits of Manchester (what a move!)
Basics
Name: Alan
Age: (You must be 13 years of age or older to apply) 23
Gender: Male
Location: Scotland
Would you like to be rated as a male, female, or either?: Male
Random Stuff!
Favorite wrestler(s), and why: Mr Kennedy: I mark out whenever he gets a sniff of sthe mic. I also know he happens to love martial arts
Least Favorite, and why: Damien Demento: he was a wrestler who had the gimmick of being distracted by spirits in the ringpost, he would usually end up getting beat by a rollup/small package etc
Favorite Style of wrestling, and why: I like the big guys, I like the power game. I have family who are weightlifters so anyone that can bomb or press a 300lb man impresses me everytime
Favorite company and/or brand?: I know this contradicts my last answer but ring of honour: they're constantly churning out new young talent and technically gifted boys and it tends to be done in a good spirit
Personality-wise
Describe your personality as vividly as possible: I tend to be pretty easy going, taking life seriously isn't an option. I'm an impressionist by trade so I like imitating things and putting on voices, I would also consider myself to be a deep thinker, constantly listening to concept albums, reading the bible or watching the news. When there's an audience I do like to entertain, if there's a mic I want it. And if people want a show then I'm usually willing to go with it. I haven't properly lost my temper for 4 years, though the old me flipped out regularly, I'm 23 and I'm getting mellow in my old age. I write alot of comedy, ether for myself or other local performers and I'm known as a bit of a wisecracker but sometimes I just can't help saying things *just* for the reaction. I like to keep things pretty basic when it comes to just about everything, if something doesn't have any real consequence (ie the color of your wallpaper) then it means absolutely nothing to me, I'm not in any way over-elaborate - until I find a mic then the other me comes out to play.
Strong Points: sense of humour, laid back, deep thinker, usually give good advice, the ability to simplify complex problems or issues, my voice skills, loyal, honest
Weak Points: can be *too* laid back, sometimes make snap decisions without thinking about it, once someone crosses that certain line (which is hard to do) I can turn instantly, tactless humour, tactlessness, I eat too much pizza, apathy, cant grasp detail too well
What are some of the most important qualities a person should have?: trust, loyalty, a sense of humour, honesty, the ability to love progressive rock
Introverted or Extroverted?: I go between the two extremes: ultra introverted philosopher and the extrovert performer
Dominant or Submissive?: Probably dominant, I like to lead but I'm not too fussed if someone else does
Logical or Intuitive?: I've been told my most used phrase is "oh but logically..." so I'll go with that
Describe your sense of humor: I like alot of dry, satirical humour, political comedy, impressionist comedy but I LOVE the comedy value of stereotypes and I think that there must surely be an element of truth to them all or they wouldn't have came about in the 1st place. Sad to say it but I do also love shock value comedy: the type that leaves you rolling around laughing and then makes you stop and think "I cant believe you just said that" sometimes I cross that line aswell
Likes: Christianity, radio, pizza, chicken pakora, progressive rock, rugby, wrestling, being chilled out, having something to do slowly, monty python, strongman, cute things, holding somebody's hand, burgers, irn bru, teddies, peace&love, psychedelic music, folk rock, folk, country, pondering the world, ginger beer
Dislikes/Pet Peeves: compound words and brand names, the devil (its him that inspires the compound words), pizza famine, liars, people who are always way too loud, curling, brussel sprouts and other green veg, forks scraped on plates, when people spout opinions they haven't thought about, doing things that require more effort than they're worth
Hobbies: walking, eating, listening to the radio or music, watching wrestling or rugby, talking with friends, reading/listening to the bible, chilling out doing barely anything more than existing, singing in the shower, lifting weights (but I had to give them away) eating more pizza
Questions
If someone hurt you, how would you react?: it depends who it is: if it's a close friend I would let them know how they'd managed to hurt me, fairly calmly I'd imagine, and I'd certainly pray for them. If it was someone I knew slightly then it depends on how badly they'd hurt me
Which wrestling technique would you most like to have: Mat-Master, High-Flyer, Powerhouse, or other (explain!)?: definately powerhouse: It means that if I was scrapping with my cousins in the back garden for something to do then I could match them - both of them being 300lb powerlifters - both of my cousins are huge so it would be cool to be able to lift them up and possibly beat them at their own game
If you found a great amount of money in the middle of nowhere; no witnesses in sight, what would you do?: Take it to the police no questions asked, its not my money
Would you risk your life to save someone you loved?: Yes, every time
Quick! You're World Champion! How do you celebrate?: I jump on the mic and start singing "we are the champions" by Queen, I reckon those high notes will be something to try - pizzas are on me *ponders for a second* no I would have it in the contract that Vince would have to buy me a pizza if I became world champ
Some jerk just took your title and your wo/man! What promo do you use to blast them out of the sky?: "its time to put the world to right. Some muscle bound freak from the political city of washington DC smacked me over the head with a chair and did a number on me for my title. Not only that but he took my woman. Well dave I'm the only person voting, and I vote to kick your ass! And since you work for the people you have no choice but to accept it. After all can't you see, the fans love me, the net nerds love me, I love me and although she can't see it my queen up there loves me. So heres what's going to happen: you're going to spit your gum out so you can concentrate on walking, put one foot in front of the other until you get to this ring, you're going to make a boring retort then climb into this ring, stand there looking big, get your title one last kiss, its the last thing your lips will touch before my boots get done with your face! And that dave, is gospel"
What do you want out of life? To do God's bidding the best I can and to have the chance to entertain, to teach and to be taught
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