Another joke.

[wretchedgrin]

Did you hear the one about the blonde harlot who always seems to follow you wherever you will go, despite numerous attempts to crowbar her away from you quite forcibly, and despite numerous attempts at destroying, eviscerating, and altogether sacrificing her for your own needs?

Don't worry if you haven't.

It's not very funny.

Comments

[eternalnic]

Oh my. You're being pursued by a blond, and complaining about it? Most men would give much to be pursued by a woman.

[wretchedgrin]

Needless to say, I'm not like most men.

[eternalnic]

That appears to be the case.

Is there a particular reason why you don't want her following you?

[wretchedgrin]

It's a very long story involving Stockholm Syndrome, an asylum, an earthquake, a woman with an almost sexual interest in plants, and a whole lot of people in the middle.

Again, it's not very funny.

1/?

[romantic_rube]

PU-

2/?

[romantic_rube]

WHAT'DJU CALL ME?!

3/?

[romantic_rube]

....................

4/4 FIN~

[romantic_rube]

I always thought it was funny~. The punchline's a real killer~....

[valentineluke]

You too?

Maybe we should start a club.

[twin_gunsy]

Strange.

[so_very_greedy]

Have your jokes ever been funny?

[wretchedgrin]

I have a very particular audience, I'll admit.

[so_very_greedy]

And by particular, you mean "psychotic."

[wretchedgrin]

More like, "the recently deceased."