080722 - Lists.

[wretchedgrin]

Things I'm planning:

1: ... Oh, can't tell you about that one yet.
2: Ohoh, oh no! Nah-ah. That's.. That's going back into the "needs a wrench" pile.
3: This one's actually a little too good to share...
4: Needs a bit more time in the oven. Doesn't deliver enough of a punchline to really talk about yet...
5: Put Harley's "Robley" outfit, and,

Comments

[punchlikeagirl]

Are you sure you've got enough time to do all that between all the beatings you'll be getting? I heard that happens to you a lot.

[wretchedgrin]

Oh, what's a beating or seventeen? It never seems to do any good for anyone!

[punchlikeagirl]

I'd tell you how crazy you are, but you'd enjoy it too much.

[wretchedgrin]

At least now you're catching on.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Do all of these plans involve strangely named outfits?

[wretchedgrin]

Fortunately, I neither named nor designed THAT particular outfit.

That one is... ergh. Harley's own creation.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Ok, that's understandable then.

...what's with the makeup?

[wretchedgrin]

A wonderful accident.

[romantic_rube]

Things I really really wanna say to you:
1: Let's get hitched!
2: You're a lousy creep!
3: You don't pay no attention to me no more.
4: I'm leaving you and never comin' back, and I'm 100% serious this time, really!
5: What should we name the kids?
6: If you like Batman so much why don'tcha go marry HIM and quit messin' with my head?!
7: I think I may have a thing for green hair 'cuz of you. Is that normal?
8: Abbot hawked up an old clown shoe the other day, is that one of yours?
9: If I wanted to, I bet I could beat the snot out of ya, y'know.
10: Y'know, sometimes, you're really not that funny.

So, uh... Does that mean ya ain't mad about that whole thing, Mistah J?

[wretchedgrin]

...

Makes for an interesting joke to play on Bats the next time he crosses through the City, doesn't it?

[romantic_rube]

...

Uh, I don't think he'd fall for that one, Mistah J....

[wretchedgrin]

Oh, Harley, I think you're assuming the wrong joke. There's far better than a simple bait and switch.

[indigo_justice]

Oh, Mistah J. Even cursed, you're not very funny

[wretchedgrin]

A comedian has to make time for things other than comedy.

[indigo_justice]

Yes, but you never seem to do either thing well, do you?

[wretchedgrin]

You've got Bats' influence, I can tell.

He never much liked my jokes, either.