The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:nope Do you party a lot? How often?:i dont have a life Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:nah How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:10 Do you skip classes? How often?:once this year- not doin that again Do you have casual sex? Protected?:hahaha Me? Sex? Riiiight. Do you steal?:nope Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:my dad says I do Do you drool over celebrities?:yup Do you watch a lot of TV?:yup Do you ever watch the News?:uh hu Do you even care about world issues?:sometimes. it depends Do you read books often?:ya Are you failing a lot of your classes?:actually no Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:ya Do you smoke cigarettes?:i like my lungs thank you Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:no Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:uh hu Do you cuss a lot?:sometimes Are you desperate to fit in?:nah Are you intelligent?:sometimes The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:nah Black eyeliner?:nope Black eyeshadow?:nope Black trenchcoat?:i want one. lol Black boots?:nah Black fishnets?:want those too Black nail polish?:no Cigarettes?:no Heavy metal music?:no Marilyn Manson?:no Kittie?:no Cradle of Filth?:no Constant frown and perpetual angst?:no Do you like to be seen as:me? Are you an intellectual?:sometimes An atheist?:... Horrible home life?:at this moment yes Hopelessly depressed?:no Suffering with suicidal idealations?:haha Self-mutilation?:i'd the person to slit my wrists with a feather The Punk StereotypePlaid?:nope Big black boots?:nada Mohawk?:haha Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:no Loud, confident and opinionated?:yup! Wild hair colors?:no NOFX?:uh Rancid?:nah Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:you bet A:? The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:i don't know Do you watch a lot of sports?:no Play a lot of sports?:no Talk a lot about sports?:during soccer season Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:yes... Are you arrogant?:sometimes Are you a male or female whore?:you bet Are you homophobic?:Hell no Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:no But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:uh Boobs = yes?:i have boobs and that means? Parties = yes?:i do not party Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:haha The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:ummmm Have you ever been on a diet?:yup How much did you lose?:5 pounds (it didn't last long) Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:nope Make yourself throw up?:nope Make-up?:yea Low-cut tops?:nope How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:C Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:nah Giggle a lot?:yup What's the deal with boys?:oy, don't even get me started Thongs?:*raises eyebrow* Pretty bras?:sure, why not YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:Teen Vogue Who's the weaker sex?:Guys, duh! Are you a feminist?:Kinda Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:yup How often do you shave your legs?:whenever I get the chance How about your armpits?:whenever they need to be shaved Are you emotional?:yes Especially when on your period?:get the fuck away from me! This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:both Independence or Companionship?:both Stability or Freedom?:both Personal or Interpersonal?:both Introvert or Extrovert?:extrovert Popularity or Isolation?:popularity? Unique or Loved?:both- def Understood or Individual?:Individual You or Them?:Both
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