... I think you somewhat missed the point, love. Although you sure made clear that you were sex-obsessed. Which is no big news.

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Also, how come I only got 'dear friend'? *pouts*

The strippers never showed for my bachelor party :(

Thank God, Paul was resourceful and came up with a pretty good substitute...


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Me wife's awesome.

SCISSORS TO WIDOW’S WEEDS

Old Paul cracks me up sometimes.

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I love all the passage at 4'20 when he tries to be modest and fails.

"Oh, not for me, either" *effeminate flail*

Oh, Paul.

Peter Doggett's book, You Never Give Me Your Money, is taken from an oral diary John kept, ranting about things that upset him. It reads: "John seemed deeply disturbed by a dream he had where George performed fellatio on him."

Oh, Johnny. This is pretty fruity, even for you.

I just discovered the 'surprise me' button on LJ. If you click, it'll select a random account or community for you to watch.

I'm having entirely too much fun with that.

(also, there seems to be a lot of bots on LJ, uh? And Russian people as well. Maybe Russian bots? Too bad I don't speak Russian.)

My friend iconpile  was kind enough to make me a new set of icons, so i'll be changing mine very soon. Any favorites, people?

http://community.livejournal.com/iconpile/61330.html

Oh dear, I wanted to do something for the first birthday of this account, but I apparently missed it. 'm not too good at this, am I?