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[writer_guy]

I will tweet your damn face off below:

• 10:40 Has anyone done a Christian Bale animated gif that capitalizes on the whole "Batman/Bateman" thing? Get on this, internet. #
• 11:29 Photo: aimee-b-loved: I shouldn’t have laughed so hard. But I just couldn’t help it! They can stop making... tumblr.com/xk44fhaf6 #
• 11:44 People who like their own statuses on Facebook are the new people who laugh at their own jokes. #
• 11:44 Hang on, let me favorite that. #
• 12:03 "I'd really like to pet your pink panther." #cartoonthemedpickuplines #
• 12:04<
  /em> "Let's be Super-Friends with benefits." #cartoonthemedpickuplines #
• 12:09 "I'm just going to say it. I want to P-P-P-Puh-P-Porky the hell out of you." #cartoonthemedpickuplines #
• 13:27 @ ElCornelius You were locked up when you were two? Jesus, man, what'd you do?! #
• 13:35 The more I read Donnie Wahlberg's tweets, the more I *gunshot* *silence* #
• 13:53 Photo: Yup. tumblr.com/xk44fjwxw #
• 14:06 This is my life. - yowhatsthehaps: No wonder I get those looks when I ask people to pas
  s the “Whores... tumblr.com/xk44fk5u7 #
• 14:14 Video: I have a sheep doing roofing over my house. Come and drop in. We’ll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar... tumblr.com/xk44fkb3o #
• 14:50 Video: Ampersand -Amanda Palmer tumblr.com/xk44fl25q #
• 16:53 Video: fuckyeahrocknroll: Love. tumblr.com/xk44fnti7 #
• 17:28 The little girl from My Girl is almost 30. THE LITTLE GIRL FROM MY GIRL IS ALMOST 30, thought I'd caps that for you since we're all old now. #
• 18:22 @ TrishaLyn I don't like this whole "now I feel old" thing. Let's go to a nursing home and laugh at old people. #
• 18:38 @ neilhimself When you have exchanges like that with Amanda, do you sometimes forget it's public? (P.S., it's fucking adorable.) #
• 19:16 @ neilhimself Will Statuesque be online anywhere after it's airing? I'm dying to see it. #
• 19:22 @ bohemea You don't fail at meal consumption until you've absentmindedly bitten your fingers while eating a fry. Trust me on this. #
• 19:31 @ ElCornelius Dude, she went to Comic Con and dressed as Wonder Woman this year. She's a geek, man. #
• 19:38 Really tempted to get a new digital camera this Christmas season. #
• 20:24 NEW BLOG: robkaas.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/a-new-world-a-white-world/ #

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