And it looks like a giant Laser Screwdriver.

[writer_in_black]

Oh... I have a sexy new vacuum. In as much as a vacuum can be "sexy"... this one SO IS.

it's a DYYYYYYYYYYYYYSON. *caresses inappropriately*

It's the Dyson SLIM. and it has a swivel head and it's easy to clean out and has actual attached attachments, and it picks up three times as much as my old vacuum, and, and

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[berreh]

omg, a Dyson! I will have one someday. It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

[writer_in_black]

OH BERRY.
I am confused by my feelings for this object.
It's a cleaning implement for godssake! Why do I love it like I do?!

*pets*

[berreh]

Because it makes everything CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

[writer_in_black]

very yes.

one of it's attachments is CHICK NORRIS' FIST.

[waqaychay]

that... is a sexy vacuum. how did they manage to make a vacuum sexy? clever, clever dyson people. enjoy it, honey!