Snagged from the fantastic Miss Sadie. :3
Name: Writerboy, AKA BabyWolverine (AKA Deranged Lil' Hobbit if you remember meeting me 10+ years ago).
Average Hours Of Sleep A Night: That depends greatly on what my many noisy neighbours are doing any given night. Spending twelve hours in bed usually yields four to eight hours of actual sleep. Eight hours in bed yields only about two or three of sleep.
Last Thing I Googled: Urine therapy. (Yes, seriously. No, it's not a kinky thing. And, no, it's not as gross as it may sound, unless one's diet is utter junk. Fascinating stuff.)
Nickname: Oh, boy, that's a list. I'll whittle it down... Oldest nickname: 'Shatze' (the translation of which is Treasure or Precious, which I suppose makes me the embodiment of Middle Earth's evil cast in gold); most frequently used nickname: either 'Tony' (Stark) or some variant of 'Sherlock Holmes'. Probably 'Crazy Cat Guy' behind my back.
Birthday: You missed it.
Gender: Male.
Sexual orientation: Very, very picky. (AKA I really have no idea at this point.)
Height: 5'6" AND a quarter of an inch. :b
Favourite Colour: Grassy green. *valiantly resists inserting overused bridge-keeper jokes*
One Place That Makes Me Happy: My imagination! (When it's not running away with itself.) Metroparks, too.
How Many Blankets Do I Sleep Under: Two in warm weather, more like five in winter.
Favourite movie: The Fountain. But it's such a tear-jerker I can't bring myself to watch it very often.
What I’m Wearing Right Now: A thick, black bathrobe covered in lots and lots of shed cat fur.
Last Book You Read: Last grown-up book: "Stiff" by Mary Roach / Last 'little' book: "The Bunny Book" by Patsy & Richard Scarry
Most Used Phrase(s): "That's a typo."; "*tsk* Grammar!"; "Well, you asked."; "Oh, crud."; "I'll take it if no one wants it."; (to whiny, hungry cat) "Hold your tiny little horses!"; "On the other hand..."; and "On the *other* other hand..."
What I Last Said To a family member: "I figured."
What Is Family?: Ohana? ... In my case, they're that group of people you love to hate and would rather avoid contact with at all costs.
Favourite Beverage: Ooh... That's a toss-up between Cabernet grape Kombucha and fresh carrot juice, even though I can't afford either one too often. *wants own land/garden so badly*
Favourite Food: Eh... For now, boiled onion slices with dill and shredded Parmesan cheese. I don't really have an all-time favourite. Honey mustard lentil salad is also good. And Tabasco or Chipotle Tabasco on just about anything. Tabasco in honey is delicious.
Last Movie I Watched In Theaters: ...That I wasn't coerced to attend? The Battle of the Five Armies. Otherwise, Tomorrowland. (Disney has gotten, erm, more crass than it used to be. *Not impressed*)
Dream Wedding: Honeymoon. Skip the ceremony, profess your undying love to each other in private, and kick off 'forever' by spending at least a few solid weeks cloistered together doting on each other every single minute, because if the person really is a keeper there *will* be that much outpouring of affection. (At least from my end.)
S.O: Um, much as I love the constant cuddling, we're at the bathroom door now and I really do need to pee.
Me: Hm? Oh. Got it. Okay. *slides down and just clings to one leg*
S.O: *awkwardly shuffles to toilet*
Me: *waits patiently, nuzzles knee*
S.O: *awkwardly shuffles to sink*
Me: All done?
S.O: Yeah, okay, back to the sofa for more cuddles.
Me: Yay! *drags Significant Other back to cosy cuddling spot for much kissing and cuddling and nuzzling*
S.O: *wishing they'd moved their calendar within sight of bed or sofa because they've lost track of what day it is*
Dream Pet: Flying squirrel!
Dream Job: Actor. Not that it would probably work out - I have the face for radio. But radio wouldn't go very well either since I have a weak voice now from only talking to my cat.
Tag 10 people you want to know more about: Pepper, Tac ze amazing joker, Dwn-Wt-Vwlz, and... hm... Do I know ten people who haven't done this?