Tango with the Toilet

[writersfuel86]

So, this morning I awoke dead tired because I have been cramming for a midterm, again. I walk into my bathroom to enjoy a nice hot shower and notice that my toilet is plugged up. So I flush it. This doesn't help much, and nature can't exactly stop. So, in other words, I got another chapter of my book read. I decided to fix this problem later in the

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[idontownavcr]

O
M
G.

Ummmm...is this an exaggeration, I hope? "Covered from Head to toe in shit" Just how VIOLENT were you with the plunger to make it fly 6'1" off the ground? How's the ceiling?

Congrats on a manly job well done. I have done this manly job myself in YOUR toilet, as you recall, but luckily a bit more discreetly!

And you are right, I am laughing my ass off! It's SO "Fat Bastard" in Austin Powers!

[ordinary_cliche]

I gotta say .....I love reading your stuff!! :)

[thaitung]

oh evan ... you are my hero.

[rj55]

Ha. Ha. Ha.
So now you are a plumber. You may have a new line of work. They do charge enough.

Remember less TP when you wipe. And make sure your girl friends don't toss their tampons in the bowl.

[idontownavcr]

Oh, sure, blame the GIRLS...lol, Evan tried to tell me it was because the roll of TP I gave him was brand-name, cushy, and two-ply, as opposed to the Dollar Store Supply that was running low.

I guess he likes the kind you can read the Sunday Seattle Times through.
I guess he likes the kind that your finger pokes through before it gets anywhere near your butt :)

[rj55]

I like the Kirkland brand from Costco because it is fairly inexpensive but of course you bet a bizzillion rolls in the package.

[thespatulator]

this made my day. AHAHAHAHH EVAN COVERED IN SHIT! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PS did you get the hookup? call me