Me, I want a hula-hoop...

[writng]

I have a secret. I know I always tell everyone how much I truly loathe Christmas - and, to be honest I do. I can’t help but feel remorse about the entire season. It’s not that I don’t like presents or the spirit of giving, I do. I like the religious connotations. I like the cookies. And…I like the music. I know it’s terrible, how can I hate

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[wildeyedliberal]

I never got why some random middle aged dude lived with three chipmunk kids. Was he their adopted dad? Owner? Nasty bestiality partner?

[writng]

Well he was supposed to be like their adoptive dad I think - but really I think he had some crazy fetishes going on, because seriously what would make you look at three chipmunks and wanna raise them as your very own?