Hallyu Has Not Quite Yet Reached Kanto (1/?)
Title: Hallyu Has Not Quite Yet Reached Kanto (but it's on its way)
Pairing(s): none (as of now)
Characters: vaguely Heechul!centric band!fic
Rating: PG-13 (for swearing)
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon or Super Junior :C
Summary: Super Junior on a fantabulous, goarjus, unconventional Pokémon adventure.
Previous Chapters: Part 0
"We're getting out of here," announces Heechul, thoroughly annoyed. "We're walking to the nearest airport and getting the hell out of here."
"What if they don't have airports, hyung?" asks Donghae worriedly. "What if they have aliens take them places in their UFOs?"
Heechul stares at him. "How," he says with the barest hint of concern in his voice, "does that even begin to make sense? Is there something in the air that enhances stupid?" He looks up at the seemingly harmless, cloud-dotted blue sky. "Is there?"
(Arceus pauses the Run Devil Run music video on his computer and ponders for a moment if he should feel offended.)
Heechul resumes walking to the only path that leads out of the small town while the others shuffle their feet in place awkwardly and stare at the ground, mentally comparing the consequences of disobeying Heechul and trying to walk to a hypothetical airport.
Not being followed by his bandmates apparently does not bother Heechul, who struts into the tall grass with a "tch" and a toss of his hair. Five seconds later, every living thing within a three hundred yard radius startles as "ARGH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PURPLE RAT DOING ON MY FACE OW MY HAIR YOU LITTLE SHIT I LIKED THAT HAT" resounds through the treetops.
Ryeowook is mortified. "Hyung needs his face! He'll starve without it!" He turns to Siwon, wringing his hands in distress. "Do something!" Siwon nods solemnly and confidently walks into the grass while the rest of the members look on (some more concerned than others).
None of them really notices the professor from the strange room as he strolls towards the party, whistling as he approaches them.
"Just so you know, there are wild Pokémon in the tall grass." He shrugs. "It's probably not a good idea to go in until you have your own." With that, he casually turns back to his lab and doesn't bother looking back as a battered Rattata is flung in his general direction from the grass, landing half a meter short of his feet.
Heechul and Siwon emerge from the grass, the latter looking very proud of himself for some reason. The Rattata scampers to hide behind Siwon's leg, but Siwon smiles a smile of kindness and love and puts the terrified Rattata into the bag of a disgruntled Heechul.
"What have you done," shrieks Ryeowook, who rushes forward to try to save the Pokémon (or Heechul's face. Possibly both).
Siwon stops the shorter man with a hand on his shoulder. "But look!" he says. "They get along so well! What a great team!" He gestures at Heechul, who is in the middle of employing Rattata's teeth as a makeshift comb to fix his previously flawless hair. Rattata seems to feel rather uncomfortable about being held and used in such a way, but apparently decides that being a comb is preferable to being thrown at people and as such does not squirm very much.
Ryeowook looks around at his hyungs and wonders if Heechul had been right about the mysterious idiocy-enhancing substance in the air after all.
(Arceus is wounded by Ryeowook's betrayal and writes a moment of extreme discomfort for the eternal maknae in the near future into his handy-dandy notebook of Fate.)
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MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE GLOBE:
"I dunno, hyung," Kangin says as he watches said leader despair on a log, "I think it's fate. I mean, I'm Korea's Number One Raccoon, and then, bam, we come to this place with weird animals and creepy plants and this awesome raccoon-dog thing just starts following me around! I don't think it's just a coincidence, you know?"
"Why wasn't I transported here to starve with a slightly more silent, sane person?" Leeteuk asks the log sadly. Kangin's Zigzagoon happily whacks the hollow fallen tree with it's rear end, causing it or whatever creature residing in it to conveniently spray Kangin with stun spore.
As Kangin (quietly) twitches on the ground, Leeteuk contemplates letting him keep the animal.
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Next time on HHNQYRK: questioned masculinity, unforgiving old men, bugs, and more ( not quite so top-percentage) small rodents!
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A/N: Switching to the boys’ stage names to make it easier for some readers, hope it doesn’t cause more confusion~ This fic is written under the assumption that the entire Pokémon world is on one planet, if that helps clear things up as to why Arceus is in a Kanto fic lol. (Also, isn't HHNQYRK a rather constipated-looking acronym?)
Pairing(s): none (as of now)
Characters: vaguely Heechul!centric band!fic
Rating: PG-13 (for swearing)
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon or Super Junior :C
Summary: Super Junior on a fantabulous, goarjus, unconventional Pokémon adventure.
Previous Chapters: Part 0
"We're getting out of here," announces Heechul, thoroughly annoyed. "We're walking to the nearest airport and getting the hell out of here."
"What if they don't have airports, hyung?" asks Donghae worriedly. "What if they have aliens take them places in their UFOs?"
Heechul stares at him. "How," he says with the barest hint of concern in his voice, "does that even begin to make sense? Is there something in the air that enhances stupid?" He looks up at the seemingly harmless, cloud-dotted blue sky. "Is there?"
(Arceus pauses the Run Devil Run music video on his computer and ponders for a moment if he should feel offended.)
Heechul resumes walking to the only path that leads out of the small town while the others shuffle their feet in place awkwardly and stare at the ground, mentally comparing the consequences of disobeying Heechul and trying to walk to a hypothetical airport.
Not being followed by his bandmates apparently does not bother Heechul, who struts into the tall grass with a "tch" and a toss of his hair. Five seconds later, every living thing within a three hundred yard radius startles as "ARGH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PURPLE RAT DOING ON MY FACE OW MY HAIR YOU LITTLE SHIT I LIKED THAT HAT" resounds through the treetops.
Ryeowook is mortified. "Hyung needs his face! He'll starve without it!" He turns to Siwon, wringing his hands in distress. "Do something!" Siwon nods solemnly and confidently walks into the grass while the rest of the members look on (some more concerned than others).
None of them really notices the professor from the strange room as he strolls towards the party, whistling as he approaches them.
"Just so you know, there are wild Pokémon in the tall grass." He shrugs. "It's probably not a good idea to go in until you have your own." With that, he casually turns back to his lab and doesn't bother looking back as a battered Rattata is flung in his general direction from the grass, landing half a meter short of his feet.
Heechul and Siwon emerge from the grass, the latter looking very proud of himself for some reason. The Rattata scampers to hide behind Siwon's leg, but Siwon smiles a smile of kindness and love and puts the terrified Rattata into the bag of a disgruntled Heechul.
"What have you done," shrieks Ryeowook, who rushes forward to try to save the Pokémon (or Heechul's face. Possibly both).
Siwon stops the shorter man with a hand on his shoulder. "But look!" he says. "They get along so well! What a great team!" He gestures at Heechul, who is in the middle of employing Rattata's teeth as a makeshift comb to fix his previously flawless hair. Rattata seems to feel rather uncomfortable about being held and used in such a way, but apparently decides that being a comb is preferable to being thrown at people and as such does not squirm very much.
Ryeowook looks around at his hyungs and wonders if Heechul had been right about the mysterious idiocy-enhancing substance in the air after all.
(Arceus is wounded by Ryeowook's betrayal and writes a moment of extreme discomfort for the eternal maknae in the near future into his handy-dandy notebook of Fate.)
---
MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE GLOBE:
"I dunno, hyung," Kangin says as he watches said leader despair on a log, "I think it's fate. I mean, I'm Korea's Number One Raccoon, and then, bam, we come to this place with weird animals and creepy plants and this awesome raccoon-dog thing just starts following me around! I don't think it's just a coincidence, you know?"
"Why wasn't I transported here to starve with a slightly more silent, sane person?" Leeteuk asks the log sadly. Kangin's Zigzagoon happily whacks the hollow fallen tree with it's rear end, causing it or whatever creature residing in it to conveniently spray Kangin with stun spore.
As Kangin (quietly) twitches on the ground, Leeteuk contemplates letting him keep the animal.
---
Next time on HHNQYRK: questioned masculinity, unforgiving old men, bugs, and more ( not quite so top-percentage) small rodents!
---
A/N: Switching to the boys’ stage names to make it easier for some readers, hope it doesn’t cause more confusion~ This fic is written under the assumption that the entire Pokémon world is on one planet, if that helps clear things up as to why Arceus is in a Kanto fic lol. (Also, isn't HHNQYRK a rather constipated-looking acronym?)