Title: In the Angry Closet
Prompt: 97. Glasses (WC)
Pairing: QMi
Characters: Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi, Sungmin, (Heechul)
Genre: Crack, Humor
Rating: PG-13 (for swearing, mentions of sex)
Summary: Kyuhyun is scared of Zhou Mi, so he sits in a closet and blames Sungmin for all that is wrong in his life.
To Kyuhyun, the alarm sounds kind of like a thousand cats trying to gut a very large chalkboard, if the chalkboard was the inside of his head.
“Aghmigod SHUT UP,” he growls as he attempts to turn it off with his fist. He does not succeed in this endeavor; he does, however, succeed in sending an unfamiliar pair of glasses clattering to the floor.
Oops, he thinks. And then: Why are there glasses.
I don’t wear glasses.
Zhou Mi wears glasses. Which is really dumb because he doesn’t even need th-
Shit.
Right on cue, the other side of the bed shifts and mutters something about puppies and syrup.
Kyuhyun grits his teeth and tries to think through his headache for a way to run away forever. He settles for grabbing his phone so he can rant at someone and hiding in his closet, which turns out to be a horrible idea because the brightness from his phone’s screen furthers his desire to curl up and die to get away from the pain and the closet still smells vaguely of cat piss from that bet he lost with Heechul.
He hears Zhou Mi get out of bed and wants to cry a little because the closet is small and dark and cat pee is not a pleasant morning aroma and he doesn’t want to see Zhou Mi.
Kyuhyun’s phone vibrates and he nearly knocks himself out on a shelf.
Feeling goooooood? ;D asks Sungmin.
Kyuhyun puts his phone on silent and replies go away or my head is going to blow up in ur face. go away forever.
As expected, his phone lights up again a couple of minutes later. Kyuhyun wants to roll his eyes, but unfortunately they are in excruciating pain from the screen so he decides to leave them alone.
Outside, Zhou Mi sighs audibly and walks out of the room.
Kyuhyun lets out a long-suffering groan and reads Sungmin’s text message. you cant actually do that you know. youre welcome btw and why are you txting me go make out with zhou mi some more LOLOL JK judging from last night youve probably had enough of that for like forever.
u make my head hurt gtfo Kyuhyun types into his phone. this is also all ur fault and heechul too how much does he owe you itd better be shittons of money im going to kill u both.
The pat-patting of feet against carpet signals Zhou Mi’s return to the bedroom. “Kui Xian?” he asks cautiously, but is ignored as Kyuhyun tries to breathe more quietly. “Glasses?” he tries again. (‘As if they’re going to answer you, idiot,’ thinks Kyuhyun from the closet.) The Chinese man walks out again, defeated, as soon as Sungmin texts back.
oh please. YOU owe US. there was no bet (this time). you just look ridiculously stupid pretending you arent watching him eat lunch and jog and trip up the stairs every day.
Kyuhyun almost whimpers, mortified. how did you know wtf how how how i hide so well behind my laptop NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO NOTICE DOES HE KNOW WHAT IF HE KNOWS I AM GOING TO *KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
By the time the reply comes, Kyuhyun is almost foaming at the mouth. What he reads doesn’t really help, either.
lolololol you guys slept together i dont think that your casual stalking is going to make much of a difference YOURE WELCOME BTW because heechul hyung and i paid for BOTH you guys’ drinks last night
Kyuhyun really, really wants to cry.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME I AM GOING TO KILL YOU LEE SUNGMIN THOSE DRINKS WERE ALL YOUR FAULT ANYWAYS SO YOU DESERVED IT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, comes the reply.
Kyuhyun starts sobbing, until the closet door is pulled open and sunlight streams into the closet and Zhou Mi is standing there in his (pointless) (amazing) glasses that he apparently found and Kyuhyun passes out for a variety of reasons.
Zhou Mi pets the unconscious Korean awkwardly with one hand and pulls his phone out with the other.
I think I broke him, he sends to Heechul.
ew, tmi, replies the older man. im guessing you topped? .____.
NONONO GE NOOO. LIKE EMOTIONALLY. ;____; (but yeah i did…awk)
Sing to him about Starcraft, Heechul tells Zhou Mi, knowing full well that puzzling over his seemingly sage advice would shut Zhou Mi up for at least a half hour.
To Sungmin, he texts LOL BITCH YOU OWE ME 50000 WON I KNEW KYUHYUN DIDNT HAVE IT IN HIM
The end \(:D)/
A/N: My friend (who refuses to get a livejournal) and I are doing the challenge together :DDDD (OTL the more times I read this the less I like it...oh well /cries)
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