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[wrong_lever]

What miserable dog days of summer! I'm melting in this humidity! Wasting away! Fried! Steamed! Shriveling! Ugh!

Accursed, wretched, detestable sun!

It's bad enough your passing days have robbed me of my precious youth!

Forget this! I'm going down to my lab! Kronk, bring me the fans and lets double the dry ice order!!! No, Triple! (And get me a double

Comments

[moonlessevening]

I agree that the sun can be quite annoying.

[wrong_lever]

Glaring, bright, an emblem of mortal days!

[moonlessevening]

And a great hindrance in general.

[wrong_lever]

Indeed. And who might you be, dear boy?

I am Yzma, Empress of the Great Incan Empire!

[haruhifujioka]

You've always been shriveled.

[wrong_lever]

I assure you, not always.

[haruhifujioka]

Since we've known you.

[wrong_lever]

Which is hardly a representation of my lifespan, ignorant peasant.

[thatll_work]

Gotcha covered.

Though I gotta say, I don't think there's a lot outright staying out of the sun is gonna do for your complexion at this point...

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[wrong_lever]

What.

[wrong_lever]

Was that?

[thatll_work]

I just thought you'd, you know, appreciate a little, um.

Friendly advice.

Another fruit smoothie?