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[wrong_lever]

Inti as my witness, I will KILL him!

[Guess who's finally busted out of the labs, grit teethed wild-eyed and determined, and is rampaging ur halls with a giant mallet, a hobbling stride, and also armed with several exploding lurid-pink, poorly labelled vials of god-knows-what!

....If you've ever wanted your character to become a talking animal in a

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PONY PLEASE

[watchful_knight]

[Oh dear someone needs to calm down this person. He doesn't know her, but there are a lot of people here that he doesn't know.]

Please calm down, milady.

PINK? COMIN' RIGHT UP!

[wrong_lever]

Calm down!? I'll show you 'calm down'!

DEAR YES PINK

[watchful_knight]

Everything seems to be back to normal. It will be alright.

[Trying to calm her down still.]

[wrong_lever]

Don't you tell me what revenge I can and can't take, peasant!

Raven, or Mouse please~~

[servant_of_oz]

[Now that he was out of his room and able to freely move he was far from caring about anyone else's tyrants that was until he heard the woman behind him.]

Eh?

Nevermore! (only purple)

[wrong_lever]

Out of my way!

[Batty ancient bag-o-bones snarls, unstoppering a vial with her teeth, which she flings in his general direction, showering him with liquid.]

Oh yes Purple~ he will be thrilled~

[servant_of_oz]

Hey!

[The unknown liquid hits him and now he his pissed as he tries to yell.]

CAW!

[Wait...did he just...caw...Quickly he looks over his body and nearly has a heart attack. He was a Raven?! Not just any Raven a purple one?!]

CAW!! CAWCAW! You old, ugly...Turn me back?!

[wrong_lever]

I don't have time for you! Go peck out that idiot's eyes!

TORTOISE IS A GO

[commarogue]

[Holy shit look at the ancient thing. Faith will point and laugh as she approaches.]

Damn! Botox is okay sometimes, you know.

ON UR BACK!

[wrong_lever]

You've picked the wrong day to mess with me, missy!

[She shrieks, pointing a chipped, yellowing nail before tossing a third vial up into the air and slamming her mallet at it, baseball-swing style.

What surprising strength and dexterity, for a dinosaur!]

AND A VIBRANT LIGHT BLUE!!!

[commarogue]

Yeah, that's real-- [what the fuck is that coming at Faith? She ducks and pops back up, laughing and ready to sling more insults. Except it hits the wall behind her and and then in the back of the head.]

Oh, you bit--

[POOF! The hallway around her begins to grow and the floor speeds away from her as she falls backward and lands on her back, rocking back and forth. Her four little tortoise legs work hard to get her aright again, but the only thing it accomplishes is rocking her back and forth while she growls - which sounds more groany than anything.]

...am I a fucking turtle right now?

Lovely!

[wrong_lever]

[She spares the upended tortoise a sideways glance as she stalks down the hallways past her.]

I hear there's good eating on those things.

[Kitty please, because Masada needs something to hug]

[two_in_eden]

[He's staring at her as she makes her way down the hall. There's an ever so clever smirk on his face.]

You seem upset. Looking for something?

[wrong_lever]

For that dratted idiot who thinks himself a hero!

[two_in_eden]

Oh him. Are you really...capable...of something like that? That hammer looks heavy for an old woman like you.

[wrong_lever]

Don't underestimate me!

[Annnnd, you get a vial mallet-batted in you general direction!]

[stilltheybleed]

If you have no plans for it, it would be a great favor if I might have the corpse when you are finished.

[wrong_lever]

Why certainly!

[stilltheybleed]

My thanks. As amusing as it was to practice some of my craft, that little incarceration forced me to miss rituals. [and this is the Ultimate Bad. he's hoping for a video post of the violence.]