Quoted with permission, from my friend
clawfoot:
I was reading a book. A normal book. Nothing unusual.
Then BAM.
"His body fell, like a mannequin with its strings cut."
...
...
...
MANNEQUIN.
WITH.
STRINGS??
?!??
MARIONETTE. THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS MARIONETTE, MOTHERFUCKER.
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
AND YOUR EDITOR