Ill-Tidings

[wryanc]

I came home from MM after a long night at work, to find an unfamiliar car in the driveway.  I assumed it was some girl that my roommate brought home.  I was right.  I was wrong however, in one regard

Comments

[anonymous]

Wow ... good luck with that.

[lostintranslatn]

....

she came with a warning label. do you have any idea how invaluable that is in a human?

good luck!

[ladykinbote]

What I wanna know is what kind of parents would name their kid that! It's been on the "Probably a Bad Idea" list a lot longer than Damion, or even Judas or Brutus.

Good luck! And don't neglect to invite her to parties?

[lostintranslatn]

And don't neglect to invite her to parties?

We need a new DramaLlama. Fast.

[jonvstheworld]

Ditto. Who should we pawn this one off on? You did such a good job with Gary and Wendy.

[ladykinbote]

I meant it more in the "Invite her to parties, or she might throw a golden apple of discord bearing the sort of inscription that will launch a war the likes of which we have never imagined" way than in the literal way!