This is one of the most amusing things that I've read in a while:

So, I came into the lab early today (9:30AM-- it's early for me)to try to do my experiment (trying to get blood to clot by activating platelets, neutrophils, both, or neither). When I arrived, the lab was in the final stages of being cleaned up after flooding from the lab above us. I helped finish that cleanup (luckily none of my stuff got messed ( Read more... )

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So, it's been a while since I updated. I guess I've just not been feeling as exhibitionistic as normal ( Read more... )

So, Emily has made two wonderful purchases recently, the Beluga Action Pen and Lipstick Lesbians soap. I'm actually going to get a Beluga Action Pen. These are the reasons that Japan rocks!

So, I've had a busy weekend, and the most important lesson learned is "Don't drive when not wearing pants." Take that to heart, learn from my mistakes, and don't do it yourself ( Read more... )

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So, I'm a bit grouchy today ( Read more... )

It appears that our national administrators may be considered war criminals. I think that may be a good thing to get the idea through to them...

"The only time that you don't want head is when pouring beer." That's what Mike's girlfriend Jess said tonight and what won her lots of guy points in the process. (She said it to be amusing not in an indignant way.)