Wow my last entry was Sept 20? That is sad ( Read more... )

what did the tractor say when he lost his tractor ( Read more... )

I've been meanign to do this forever! Ok so at work a few sundays back, one of the BBQ kids who is 16 got taken away in handcuffs from work. What had happened was they had begun to suspect him of stealing when they had looked in the safe, no one had taken money downstairs, but the pile of $20s was quite smaller. So at that time $500 was stollen. ( Read more... )

I do not recommend naked dancing. You are very aware of the jiggle and bouncing making for a dissatisfied view of your body. I avoid it when I can.

This being my first entry in this crazy new aged diary. So how exactly do I address this? Dear diary? Dear Online Journal? To those about to read? to Whom it May Concern ( Read more... )

big meaning small and leaking but still prison reminiscent...mainly falling apart. So I was showering one day, and Iris downstairs figures out our ceiling is leaking from the bathroom over top. Did I say leaking? I meant streaming. Call the landlord, plumber comes later that evening (who was 19 and hot. it was the beginning of a bad porn movie. we ( Read more... )