Recap of All My Fics
It started in law school with a test
About split personalities, well, you know the rest:
A lawyer whose life is filled with song
And a man sent to put right what once went wrong,
A scene missing from all the reveals,
A one shot to show how Sam’s wife feels,
Then a sequel that bombed so badly, it’s tragic,
But not to worry because Dresden restores the series’ magic,
A wistful piece about love and hope,
Then onto a body swap trope,
Off to another world where Vince married Orwell,
Though marrying her father is better still
And baby makes three-
Here, have a one shot about their anniversary.
Perhaps I should have stopped
after Patrick Portman eavesdropped.
Any fans of the original ‘Charmed’
Ever wonder how many people Phoebe’s second husband harmed?
Cupid sure is a dick, as Orwell’s discovered
By the night that her secret’s uncovered.
Let’s reminisce about law school- it’s what I do best,
Did someone say split personalities? Time for another test.
Then a murder mystery
featuring our favorite wizard and some UST.
Scales is half-demon in that and in “The Apple May Fall” (far from the tree).
There’s an AU where Orwell is a vampire
And her father is her sire,
There’s one where Fleming has a new motive to frame
Vince Faraday, maybe it really is more than a game…
Another piece with a nerd-turned spy, which is always fun,
Chuck has many skills, though mediating isn’t one,
In yet another AU, Bob isn’t a ghost,
But Harry’s teacher then law partner (and man he loves most).
Who honestly hasn’t cried
Reading about child Harry after his father just died?
Reporters may relate to young Rory,
Whose editor kills her story.
Knowing tomorrow’s headlines
Isn’t much use if you stay on the sidelines.
Fleming wished that he’d never been born,
His untimely death caused his daughter to mourn.
At the end of the year,
There’s three Hanukkah fics to spread holiday cheer
(Is there anything Sheldon resents
More than eight nights of presents?)
What do you say to Harry Potter fighting Chess?
Well, if you’re like me, the answer’s ‘Hell, Yes!’
At Arkham Asylum, Scarecrow
Is nearly dealt a blow,
What have I missed?
Oh, while we’re on the subject of lists-
Here’s how to determine if you’re too big a fan of a show-
Which is surely impossible, I know!
Watson’s preoccupied
With 1895,
The world’s greatest detective tries to take Chess down a peg
(That’s Miller’s Sherlock, not the one who can’t remember that Lestrade’s name is Greg).
Cumberbatch’s Sherlock needs a more interesting case; don’t make him beg.
Sometime after Sherlock comes back to life,
Mycroft decides to make Orwell his wife.
Off to an engagement party and a superpower
That’s pretty good at killing an hour,
Then, not to brag, but clearly Quiver
Is the best anyone could have dubbed Quentin/Oliver
At first Queen only pretends to come clean,
But finally he explains why his favorite color is green,
Lance is embarrassed by a pun,
And Vince promises to find Orwell’s mum
The Hood gives Lance a call
And they must team up with others to stop the Undertaking-is that all?
Turns out Quentin and Oliver aren’t satisfied with only phone sex
So Lance ensures that McKenna becomes Queen’s ex
Seeing the cop that’s after you is fine when his head’s in the sand,
But if the vigilante keeps leaving corpses behind, things may get out of hand.
Oliver Queen takes the stand,
Lance has a habit of checking his watch band,
Moira hires someone to whack
Malcolm Merlyn and Lance has a heart attack
Finally Malcolm Merlyn is dead-
So who is holding a gun to Tommy’s head?
Quentin is all geared up for a fight
And Orwell convinces her partner to call it a night,
Fleming is under heavy strain,
It’s not easy knowing you exist because of a chip in your brain,
Damon Salvatore needs to charm his jury,
He’s already faced his lawyer’s fury,
Stone’s invited to a reunion with all his old friends
And realizes that law school never ends,
Orwell was drugged and followed the Yellow Brick Road-
The rest of that tale still hasn’t been told.