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[sooverharry]

This is even better than being a human! I get to romp around in the grass and play with Draco and bounce on Harry and chase all the kittens and eat nuts and frolick with the butterflies and no I haven't slept in a day and half why do you ask?

Comments

[slytheringrass]

Graaaawwhhh shut up SHUT UP

Just because you ended up as a small woodland creature doesn't mean the rest of us are happy! Go play with your nuts somewhere else.

[sooverharry]

Aww, what's wrong, Cranky McTurtlepants? Did you get up on the wrong side of your shell today?

Come outside, the weather is perfect!

[slytheringrass]

I am not crrrranky and if you darrrrre call me McTurrrrrtlepants again...

Look what you've done. I'm rrrrrolling my 'Rrrr's again. I trrrried so harrrd to get that under contrrrrr... contrrr... control.

And no, I won't come outside. Or rather, I can't. By the time I get there, it'll be dark.

[sooverharry]

Well, that's no good, you're missing all the fun! Where are you? I'll come get you!

[gryffgenius]

Why doesn't anyone want to talk to me? I haven't changed at all. People should still talk to me. Do you have a cracker?

[sooverharry]

I don't, or I don't think I do, but I do have a nut that I'll share with you if you want?

Isn't this fun though? I wish we could stay like this forever!

[gryffgenius]

I don't know if I like nuts I've never had one but I had seeds earlier and those were tasty tasty.

I miss my hands and even though I am covered with feathers I really miss using my quill.

[sooverharry]

Mm, seeds sound good too, where can I get some? Draco has berries, you should go see if he'll share them with you because they're tasty too!

How can you miss your quill? It's like you're one really big one now! I bet if we sprayed you with ink, we could write the biggest, bestest essay ever in no time at all!

[corneredyou]

STOP CHASING MEEEEEEWW.

[sooverharry]

I can't help it! You're so small and cute and look at your little tail when you run how can I not chase that?!

Get back here you wily little thing! I will get you! Squeehee!

[corneredyou]

I will scratch your nose! Sweet Merlin, Ginevra, stay away from me!

[sooverharry]

But, but Michael, I can't help it! You're the only one I can chase! Apart from Draco, of course, but he's stalking talking to Millie now! Please? Please? Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase?

Just try to catch me, you'll see, it's so much fun fun fun!

[massive_millie]

HAVE YOU BEEN STEALING MY FOOD?

[justdraco]

Oh dear.

Where have you been hiding it, darling?

[massive_millie]

... Why do you ask?

[justdraco]

I wouldn't want to accidentally raid your stores, of course.

[justdraco]

Doesn't all that running in circles around the tree trunks make you dizzy?

[sooverharry]

Well, yes, but all I have to do is sit straight for a few seconds and then I'm good to go again! I think I'm going to start doing laps around Greengrass though, she looks like more fun than a tree.

[justdraco]

I wouldn't recommend badgering Daphne too much more. One snap from her, and your lovely tail will disappear.

[sooverharry]

I guess you're right, but think of all the fun we could have sliding off her shell! But yeah, I guess I don't really want her to have a beakful of my fluffy, beautiful tail.

...Beak? Is it a beak? Can I call it a beak? I think I'll call it a beak.