Effing Work

[wtfman111]

Blood all over the walls. The popcorn dyed red. Bloody handprint smears all over the glass and counters. Limbs inside hot oil containers. Bodies on the floor and stairs. This is how work would have looked today, had I not controlled my temper. And if I had lost my temper, it would have been none other than Nolan's fault

Comments

[benhanscom]

Holy shit man, I'm sorry. It always sucks to have to put up with assholes. Deepest sympathies. Hope stuff starts to get better.

[nuuish]

wow, how violent!

i just want to dip his unmentionables in the boiling hot butter and then maybe dump the entire thing in his face and chuckle while doing it.

then maybe drown him in the huge sink in the back and chop him up in little pieces with the popcorn scooper and hide the pieces in the giant popcorn bins.

[benhanscom]

I just love going to sleep at night realizing that the next day will be another day I could accidently piss you off.

JK.

But creativity in killings is always a blessing. If I were ever murdered, I'd want it to be as crazy as possible. Seeing that I'll be dead, I won't care much if my fingers were deep fried and given to someone to eat without noticing what they were eating. But then again, I watch too many horror movies.

[mythicalgurl]

what did he do?

[wtfman111]

he was born

[atalanta06]

Alex, I have an all-new respect for you.