My job as the ticket taker

[wtfman111]

So last night was my 2nd week of work. Last week I did concession, which is pretty easy. You guys have probably heard me talking about how easy it is. Well they put me on the even easier job last night. The Ticket Taker. My job was to stand in one spot the whole night, tear tickets, and tell them which theater they are in. I never had to

Comments

[nuuish]

why does shark's tale look inexplicably similar to finding nemo?

and ladder 9/11 doesn't look very interesting...oops, i mean ladder 49.

[benhanscom]

Hey, I'm sorry, but thats just sad and funny at the same time.

You should get a raise for the whole silly string thing.

[mythicalgurl]

Maybe they think you're too retarded to do an easy job such as running concession and thats why they put you as ticket taker.

[nuuish]

you know what, i think you're right.

[benhanscom]

Yeah, you have to be right

[nuuish]

"he said lopez! i understood that!!! I CAN SPEAK SPANISH!"

[wtfman111]

eh wot?

[nuuish]

griff if you don't shut up right now, i'll ask simmons here to SLIT YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP.

"ohhh, i'd do it, too!"

i know you would, simmons, good man!