swollen eyes?

[wtmommy]

what do you do for swollen eyes? I ate a fuck ton of bacon last night and I am retaining water like a mo fo.

HELP

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[5251962]

Teabag thyself.

[wtmommy]

sweet

thanks

[5251962]

Being as I do not sleep I have that issue plus red eyeballs. I use my Sleepytime tea bags. Put em in a little ice water when I jump in the tub and lay there with them on my eyeballs. When they get warm again I put them back in the ice for a minute. I actually started doing that plus swiping them over my face when I am done and the results are fabulous. ;)

[wtmommy]

great, i have sleepytime tea too.

[ncsujen]

Chug water like you just got out of the Sahara

Or you can go the unhealthy supermodel route and take a laxative and smear Preparation H under your eyes

[_brokenhalo_]

This is pretty much exactly the comment I was about to leave.

[ncsujen]

Oh noes someone else knows my secret dirty tricks?! ;)

[wtmommy]

why the prep h?

i dun git it

[bellaleonessa]

It may sound counterproductive but drink lots of water. It'll help flush you out.

[wtmommy]

thank you

[sunshineblossom]

when my eyes are red and puffy i put two spoons in the freezer and get them cold nad then put them on my eyes

[wtmommy]

Thanks!

[politik]

LMAO! don't lie...homeboy be smackin' you in the eyes with his donger.

Damn, I so love bacon.

[wtmommy]

lol you know me

bacon is the shit yo, i almost ate more, but then I remembered what it did last night.