Is it possible you're not in the US? Like maybe you took a wrong turn and you were in Canada when you took the test? Oooh, or maybe you're your own nation! You and the area right around you comprise a country with constantly shifting borders. Yeah, I bet that's it! Turns out there are 5 of me. That makes me feel *so* lazy. I mean, if there are 5 of me, how come the lawn isn't mowed more regularly?
Whoa! Dude! That boggles the mind! I mean, what if all these other Mes are out there acting independently? Couldn't my actions stain their reputations? Like, they could sue me for damages for just me being my morally reprehensible self?
On the other hand, if those guys rose above their loser names to achieve some kind of status, well then, HEY!! How about *I* sue them!?! Heh? Heh? Yeah, bet I could be making like $3k/yr. off them. Hee-hee. I'd never have to work again!!! I'd even settle out of court for enough to rent my trailer and get my SCI-FI channel. :)
Whoa! Dude! That boggles the mind! I mean, what if all these other Mes are out there acting independently? Couldn't my actions stain their reputations? Like, they could sue me for damages for just me being my morally reprehensible self?
On the other hand, if those guys rose above their loser names to achieve some kind of status, well then, HEY!! How about *I* sue them!?! Heh? Heh? Yeah, bet I could be making like $3k/yr. off them. Hee-hee. I'd never have to work again!!! I'd even settle out of court for enough to rent my trailer and get my SCI-FI channel. :)
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Turns out there are 5 of me. That makes me feel *so* lazy. I mean, if there are 5 of me, how come the lawn isn't mowed more regularly?
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Well i don't think you get to control all of the yous out there. just the one you are currently in.
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On the other hand, if those guys rose above their loser names to achieve some kind of status, well then, HEY!! How about *I* sue them!?! Heh? Heh? Yeah, bet I could be making like $3k/yr. off them. Hee-hee. I'd never have to work again!!! I'd even settle out of court for enough to rent my trailer and get my SCI-FI channel. :)
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On the other hand, if those guys rose above their loser names to achieve some kind of status, well then, HEY!! How about *I* sue them!?! Heh? Heh? Yeah, bet I could be making like $3k/yr. off them. Hee-hee. I'd never have to work again!!! I'd even settle out of court for enough to rent my trailer and get my SCI-FI channel. :)
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