Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I stole
firewuff's purse (-30 points). In November I donated bone marrow to
charmy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I pushed
aimlesscoyote in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (945 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
wuffypie
Bow before me, Canadans! Canadia is mine!
I'm pretty sure
aimlesscoyote likes playing in the mud anyway though..