If you don't have Okami yet, you are missing out.  It's like Zelda, only more beautiful and without the Zelda.  Oh and with Shinto gods.  And caligraphy.

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

Yeah, I love this shit.

Jay

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OH FUCK YES!

GWENSTACYSANDMANHARRYGOBLINVENOM.

Hey, could someone give me a Gmail invite?

Thanks in advance.

Jay.

Edit: Alrighty, got my gmail up and running.  It's zeimisja@gmail.com.

How in the fuck is this possible (wait until about 3:15 for the crazy)?

Jay

Holy.

SHIT! I graduated from college today. Good God.

Also, did anyone see that fight at the Cubs-Sox game today? That was ridiculous! A.J. railroads the catcher, making a play that people do every day, and the catcher fucking sucker-punches him. Right in the face, it was brutal.

Check out the video on this page.

Jay

...Last go at it tomorrow. I'll see you all on the other side.

Jay

This is from the U of M's school newspaper.

Dear Dr. Date,
I have a problem that you may be able to answer.  I am looking to pick up some beothces and hoes, but my prior attempts have been unsuccessful.  For example, one time I went to a pound and ended up with rabies and a breaking and entering charge.  Then there was the other time where I went to ( Read more... )