OMEGLE.com is hilarious.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyyyy
You: hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: 230million/M/alpha centauri
Stranger: That's cool. Wouldn't happen to have an elixir for eternal life/youth?
You: No. It's because I'm a hyper intelligent shade of blue.
Stranger: Even like a recipe or
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