hello. hello! hello to any of my old friends who might still journey here ( Read more... )

Man, Xmas is hectic.
...in other news, Liam Sullivan and his blonde alter-ego Kelly are the funniest shit i think i've ever seen online. i'm probably the last person in the world to find out about this comic genius. nonetheless i still laugh so hard each time i view one of his/her music videos that i shoot blood out of my eyeballs like that one ( Read more... )

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
forgoing all of the usual drunken revelries and freaky festivities that Seattle is positively crawling with today, axisnihilism and i will be attending a reading and "ghost tour" of the Hugo House, a 16,206-square-foot Victorian house that is over a hundred years old and allegedly haunted.


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a nearly healed scrape on my right forearm ( Read more... )

now that the first day of fall has finally graced us (i think), i figured what better time than now to bring you my list of...
THE TOP 5 THINGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY BOTHERING ME1. ex-flames that call you up when they're drunk. especially when you're just coming in the door and your arms are full of groceries. "Call Me When You're Sober." /cliche ( Read more... )

( doodly-doo )

I LIVE!!!

A WEEK IN REVIEW!!!:

~saw snakes on a plane, which proved to be almost as fun as rocky horror
~met bam margera
~got a whole bunch of cool shit in the mail (thanks baby)
~decided Metalocalypse is my new favorite show. Toki is the animated incarntate of axisnihilism. swear to god.

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ANNOUNCEMENT!
i booked my hotel & my ticket back home to seattle today. i haven't set foot in that magnificent metropolis since i was married. *shudder*

HELPFUL TIP!one word: vitamin C. i had a chest cold last week, and i took 4000mg of the stuff (literally) every afternoon; i was well again in 3.5 days. and no ill effects apparently... except ( Read more... )

Happy Easter to all

though i really don't feel like it, in the interest of continuity i thought it was about time to once again vomit something onto the world wide web. because, um, i haven't in like six months or so. *ahem*
so yeah, as the title implies:

1. my dad is in AA.
2. the ending theme to Robot Chicken (sung in a series of very chickeny "bok bok bok"s ( Read more... )