My favorite color was brown? (Tales from Childhood)

[wurtlesworld]

Today, I was going through a box of stuff from my childhood that my mom had saved, and came across a few stories I had written as a little kid. I laughed too hard not to share them

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[wurtlesworld]

I don't know where to start reacting to all of the absurdities in the first one, but "It makes me happy when my mommy helps me wash dishes" might take the cake. First of all, washing dishes? Happy? Second of all, how funny is it that I said "when my mommy helps me" instead of the other way around?