EPISODE IN REVIEW: HALF-WIT

[baka_sensei]

Okay, so the reason the Episode in Review for Half-Wit wasn’t out on time was because I was on Spring Break all last week. I went to DC with my school’s Gay-Straight Alliance and went lobbying to teh congress with the Human Rights Campaign.

It was gay. Oh, so very gay. With rainbows and sparkles. I nearly passed out with joy. I also got to cuss-out

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[drunken_hedghog]

It's late but I don't care. Yay!

Wilson: Yoo remind me of mah baldie-kids. Yer silly. Wantz to go out for pizza? *GAYEST GESTURE EVER*
House: Omg. That was the gayest hand gesture I’ve ever seen.
Wilson: Hush. 70% of viewers still think I’m straight.
House: Heh. Sure they do. - FTW!

[baka_sensei]

Heeee! Glad you enjoyed it.

And that totally was the gayest gesture I've ever seen in my life.
I was like, "Are people WATCHING this?!? Don't they SEE the gayness that makes up Wilson's entire character?!? C'mon, now."

It was ridiculous. :-D

[drunken_hedghog]

It's about as gay as you can get on TV without being flamboyant and camp. Oh wait, it was flamboyant and camp.

[baka_sensei]

Heee! It totally was. And they should make a showtime special. Wilson and House: The Porn Years, as you said earlier. XD

[txilly]

I was worried!! :P

Chase: Yooz dyin’ and I iz sad. I givez yoo hugz. Any questions?
House: …well, actually…??
Chase: *HUGZ*
House: …kayz….
Chase: *Sniff*
House: O_O... Are you CRYING?
Chase: ...NO! I'm a big boy, dammit! *wipes eyes and looks away guiltily*
House: Eewz. Sappy.
baka_sensei: AAAAWWWWWZ!

emo!Chase iz luv!

[baka_sensei]

He totally is. I almost died at that scene because I wanted to hug him so badly I almost imploded. :D He's adorabible.

I'm sorry you were worried. :'-(

[saara_zaara]

Cameron: *Speechless*
baka_sensei: Holy shit. That’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. I love you.
OMG, yeah! - House, do it again, do it again! (I love you too).

Chase: ...NO! I'm a big boy, dammit! *wipes eyes and looks away guiltily*
Actually, you're not, but that's okay, it's why we all love you, Chase "g"

[baka_sensei]

Chase is the most adorabible baby EVAH! Is it wrong that I want to have childrenz with a baby? Eewz. XD

[msliz4857]

ZOMG, I laughed out loud through the whole post...you are made of so much awesome there is none left anyone else (except Hugh and Stephen, of course). :D

Best part? The whole thing, of course, but particularly the "gayest hand gesture" part. Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[baka_sensei]

It wuz super gay, wasn't it? My friend, who knowz nothing of the House/Wilson phenomenon on teh internet, even commented on how gay that hand-gesture was and that there was, "something going on between those two." I died a little, I was so excited. :D

ZOMG YAY YOU ARE TEH AWESOMES!!!

[julorean]

I was rather sad when I saw there was nothing from you last week. But now its here and it's brilliant! I love, espeically these bits:

Cuddy: House iz ded in teh hed

Re: ZOMG YAY YOU ARE TEH AWESOMES!!!

[baka_sensei]

Heee! I'm happy to see you especially liked practically all of it! XD I shall be trying to post a lot more crack-bits in the coming weeks so that everyone gets their fill. I'm posting some of the old ones I've done for season 3 episodes, and then I'll go back to season 1 and start from the pilot- crackifying them AWLLLLLL! Whatchyoo think? ^_^

YES YES YES!!!

[julorean]

DOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT! There can never be enough crack! And this way, I won't have to find some Vicodin or morphine to get me through the hiatus! :D