EPISODE IN REVIEW: FETAL POSITION

Apr 03, 2007 22:04

HuZZAH! Okay. So I missed Wilson this episode. I'm sayin' he went on vacation. To Canada. WIff House. :D

Leadsinger!of All American Rejects: Looka how purty I am!
Baby!mommy: zomg. I has a stroke. *iz ded*
Leadsinger!of All American Rejects: .... I'm still purty.
baka_sensei: I love pointless cameos.

Baby!mommy: Teh daddy iz a gay man.
baka_sensei: ( Read more... )

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sabbrielle April 4 2007, 02:59:49 UTC
Poor Chase...

Also, yes. Disease on a plane! There probably won't be much Wilson next time, either. Unless he turns into a superhero and flies up to the plane in mid-flight. Or sneaks on inside House's luggage.

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baka_sensei April 4 2007, 03:09:01 UTC
Yes. Poor Chase. I feel in parts disgusted and sympathetic of him. I mean, unrequited love bites, but the fact that it's with Cameron? Ew. Just no.

And I'm sad that we won't be seeing Wilson. He was so... absent in this one, and you're right, he probably won't be in the next one either. It's like they said, "Okay, we gave you that one awesome episode with the Village People reference, and that's all you get for a while." It depresses me.

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julorean April 4 2007, 03:17:01 UTC
Baby: *grabs House's finger in a disturbing manner*
House: Zomg. Why is eet touching me!? EEWZ! It's all bloody and crap! GAH
I knoes! I was all "zomg is he having a moment!?!?!

Cuddy: Wilson, you were right.
Wilson: Kayz. Thanks, I guess.
Cuddy: What would House do?
Wilson: Don't you mean Jeezus?
Cuddy: I KNOW! He'd go figure it out and be all awesome and save the person at the last minute!
Wilson: No he wouldn't. He'd do the 'bortion.
Cuddy: Well, there's this vase, see, and you break it, so keep playin' ball.
Wilson: Now you're tryin' to do analogies? That's House's job. And yours was really bad.
Cuddy: Thanks fer the help, Wilson! *leaves*
Wilson: .... why does no one ever listen to me?
Too true. Exactly what I thought on the analogies. That's House's job!

Cameron: Yer all glowy.
Chase: I always am. It's teh hair. It roxorz.
Cameron: Ah. Makez sense.
Chase: *tear* WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME???
Cameron: .... uhhhhh... Poor Chase. He deserves better. :pets his shiny hair:

Cuddy: Here's a ticket to CANADA. Yoo and Wilson can go get ( ... )

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baka_sensei April 4 2007, 04:15:11 UTC
I don't know if it's because me and my friends are all anti-baby (at least for the time being) but we saw that scene and all started screaming. It was waaaaay too disgusting ( ... )

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julorean April 4 2007, 20:40:16 UTC
Really? Yay! I made someone else happy! ^___^

I really love reading these, cuz they make the episode that much funnier. I like to imagine that all that slashy stuff is what really happened inbetween scenes onscreen. XP

*pokes* I want more of these tho, for past episodes! have you done "Poison" yet? Dere's a poem! A love poem! (I can't help thinking that "Psych ward's upstairs" actually means "Let's make out!"). And more Cameron bashin! Woo!

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baka_sensei April 5 2007, 02:13:31 UTC
Wheee! I really do want to get around to doing past episodes, but currently I have 4 papers due next week, 3 the week after that, plus a couple exams thrown in. Also, I'm MCing the drag show for pride week, and jesus christ I'm gonna kill myself. I've got tons of crap to do right now. I wish I had more time for House! I can't wait for this semester to be over. :D

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matalinolukaret April 4 2007, 04:12:15 UTC
Chase: ... God, you're pathetic.

OMG Understatement of the century. Srsly, Cameron. Srsly.

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baka_sensei April 4 2007, 04:16:27 UTC
It's troo. Someone needs to slap her. XD

Thanks for the comment!

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neonnchrome1123 April 4 2007, 04:22:37 UTC
"Wilson: Imma stand here and look stoic. Cuz that's all I been doin' this episode. "

Yeah. That pretty much sums it up. I HATED how there was absolutely no House/Wilson interaction. At least this had some. My tummy ached because I wanted some. 'specially at the end. Even when House was standing in his apartment with the tickets in his hand, my mom is like "Now he's gonna walk into the bedroom, and there's Wilson with a glass of wine in a bathrobe!"

*sigh* Teh happy, that would make me.

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baka_sensei April 4 2007, 04:30:28 UTC
omg. Your mom rocks. Wanna switch with me? She seriously loves the House/Wilson-ness?

Like I said earlier, I think they thought that all the interaction between them last episode allows them to slack off this one. Morons. How I hait them. And the fact that Wilson probably won't be in it at ALL next episode makes me all sad...

And if House confesses something (DEEPALLENCOMPASSINGLOVE) to Cuddy cuz she's dying, I'mma kill a bitch.

I LOVE YOU, JADE!

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neonnchrome1123 April 4 2007, 05:02:53 UTC
I LOVE YOU, MARIA! And yes, my mother is rooting for House/Wilson. We both despise House/Cameron and House/Cuddy. Yuck.

I know, I hate that there will probably be no House/Wilson-ness next week. Bummer, dude.

:)

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baka_sensei April 4 2007, 05:34:17 UTC
It is a bummer. Send your mother my love. MY mother is a freak and loves House/Cuddy. wtf.

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madcircleskills April 4 2007, 12:21:32 UTC
yeah, the episdoe was entirely lame.
and i totally missed the jew jokes, because there was a frikin severe weather warming every few seconds... *shakes fist*
LOVE LOVE LOVE the 'preview' ^.^

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baka_sensei April 4 2007, 13:51:54 UTC
The episode was lame because Wilson wasn't in it much. And it had House getting in touch with non-existent baby!daddy feelings. Annoyin'. :-P

That's sad that there were weather warnings. I forget the exact jew jokes that were made... but there was at least one. It was good. :D

Glad you enjoyed the preview. Samuel L. Jackson should totally do a cameo.

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