EPISODE IN REVIEW: AIRBORN

[baka_sensei]

So, surprisingly, that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. And there was a lot more Wilson than there was last episode. Even if he was basically useless...

I WANT AN EPISODE WHERE WILSON PWNZ EVERYONE, DAMMIT!

*pantpant*

Wow. That's been building up for a while...

Hooker Lady: Yooza ol' lezbo.
Ol' Slut Ma'am: Yes, plz.
Hooker Lady: Lookah mah

Comments

[baka_sensei]

crap, I did. I putz him in thar.... :D

[baka_sensei]

He be added. I hope you enjoy eet. :D

[un_derscores]

lmfao.
so my favorite line had to be
Wilson: wut the hell is wrong with them?
Foreman: I think they're havin' a slumber party 'er something. >_>
Wilson: Ah. That's why it smells like nail polish in here.

i look foward to these wvery tuseday night.
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[baka_sensei]

AWWZ! Thanks. You make me all happy.

Now I have to go write that paper...

Meh. I dun wanna. :(

[un_derscores]

yayz. i made you happy
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ugh. papers. i got like 7 of those. =//
good luck.

[julorean]

I AGREE WITH ANAMATICS MINI!CHASE FTW! In 20 years he'll be a great doctor with this handsome oncologist as his best friend...what? Makes more sense than House's story in Son of Coma Guy. :P

House: SHUT TEH FAKK UP OR I KILL EET! Srsly. I hait teh childrenz.
Greatest delivery ever. I totally cheered at that part. :D

Cameron: LET'S HAVE TEH SEX LIEK ALL TEH TIME ON TEH OL' SLUT MA'AM'S TASTEFUL QUILT!
Chase: wut teh fakk. Dear God, you're a whore.
baka_sensei: eewz.
Exactly. And here's an addendum to the scene:
Cat: *sits and stares at them*
Chase: O_o OMFG It's waaatchng meeee!

House: Hey, can yoo 'rassle a kangaroo and say generic Aussie terms?
Mini-Chase: Crikey!
House: EXCELLENT! And can yoo shoot down all mah brilliant ideas?
Foreign-Foreman: Wut teh fakk are you talkin' bout? I don't speak teh English.
House: Good, good. Points for originality. And can YOO be a psycho, manic, schizo bitch who wants ta have teh sex wiff me?
Slightly-less-crazy-than-usual-Cameron: OMG! THOSE MARKERS ARE PERMANENT!
House: Sweet. :DThe fake!

[baka_sensei]

YAYZ! I love yer comments. They'z always so nice an' long-like. :D

I don't know who haits teh children more, House or me. Probably House. But I can commiserate.

Heeee! I like yer add-on scene. That cat wuz creepy. And awesome. It's a shame it died. :(

I wish he had kept mini-Chase and gotten rid of Cameron. I hait that hor. Chase is the only really useful one. Foreman can be ocasionally as well, but Cameron? Just needs to die.

I'm really sad that Wilson keeps looking like such a useless lame-ass. It makes me sad. I KNOW he's a brilliant oncologist with a heart of gold, but to everyone else he probably looks like a waste of space as a doctor. I want him to do something awesome, dammit!

*shudders* I can't be compared to Cameron. I would asplode.

And hey, even if you can't snort coke off House, watching Wilson do it (and then have sex wiff him) is probably just as good. Better, even. XD Gawd, I'm a fangirl.

[julorean]

Well, more than half of the comment is just quoting from the review. :P

I have a cat of my own, so I was quite sad the cat died. :(
Here's a better addendum:
Cat: *stares* Damn woman, you're such a h0r.
OR: Cat: *stares* ZOMG NO YOU DIDN'T THAT'S MY NAPPING SPOT!!! *jumps on bed, claws Cameron*

I wish he had kept mini-Chase and gotten rid of Cameron. I hait that hor. Yes yes yes! She was tolerable, at times even likeable in season 1&2, but now the writers are on the bad crack and she's turned into a bitchy ho. Who probably still has a crush on House. She's so high school. >.<

Hooker Lady: Lookah mah sexy bewbies!
Ol' Slut Ma'am: O_O *iz ded*
Hooker Lady: ....damn, I'm good.
Yesh. Robin was hot. I'd totally hit that. :D

I'm really sad that Wilson keeps looking like such a useless lame-ass. It makes me sad. I KNOW he's a brilliant oncologist with a heart of gold, but to everyone else he probably looks like a waste of space as a doctor. I want him to do something awesome, dammit!YES PLZ. It makes sense that he'd figure it was

[baka_sensei]

I has a kitty too, so dying kitties make me sad as well. The kitty shoulda killed Cameron. :D Good plan. Ninja kitty.

EVERYTHING Wilson does "makes sense." He gets boring sometimes. Predictable. I really want to see him doing something that shows what a cool person he is underneath all that *handsonhip*-ness. I mean, he HAS to be awesome in order to be House's best friend. I just really want him to be the hero for once. *tear*

HEEEEE! I love doing these recaps. It's always a ton of fun. I can't wait neither. :D

[neonnchrome1123]

Kayz. Favorite lines.

Ol' Slut Ma'am: And then I ate all teh nasty foodz and I drank all teh water and teh tequila and I gotz a tattoo and I snorted cocaine off a homosexual.
Wilson: ... Sounds like my kinda weekend. ;D

Um. Yeah. That 'splains itself.

Cuddy: Wilson is rubbing off on you.
House: In more ways than one. ;-*

:D

Wilson: ...I'm disappointed in maself. I can't think when mah House-baby is so far away... :(
baka_sensei: *hugs*

Yeah. You know I loves me some House/Wilson. I was surprised at how much he was in this week too! I wanted to hug him at the beginning. "Where's House?! *angsty tear*" Poor Wilson.

Oh, I loff you.

[baka_sensei]

House/Wilson is teh best. But Wilson needs to be awesome too. House can't steal it all...

I think I'm being a little over-dramatic about the whole, "I want to see Wilson do something that's as brilliant as he is" thing. I keep talking about it.

COMFORT ME, MY LOVE. *tear*

[neonnchrome1123]

Well, it's true. This week I was pleased when Wilson got so much screen time. I think the writers were sensing our upset-ed-ness at the fact that Wilson has been thrown in the shows as an afterthought. So, I was pleased, whether or not he was being the most brilliant man in the world. I love him, him and his simple oncologist mind.

*HUGHUGHUGHUGGGG* *shows you a picture of Wilson kissing House that doesn't exist* Better? :)

[baka_sensei]

*sniff* Slightly. I was glad to see him too, I just don't want to see him failing at life. :D

[matalinolukaret]

Chase: wut teh fakk. Dear God, you're a whore.

Oh you are so right, Chase.

House: Are ya handicap accessible? *leer*

Hehehe. Best line.

Noez at Wilson propositioning the hooker. Yayz at House snark!

[baka_sensei]

I hait Cameron so much. She's the biggest whore that ever whored. :-P

Heee! It was a good line cuz I stole it from teh show. Of course, he didn't do it with as much of a leer as the House in my head did, but oh, wellz.

I'm all mad at Wilson for bein' a man-whore, but at the same time I'm like, "Well, he needz teh love... House izn't givin' him enough." Soz I understand him.

I just wish Wilson would take ME to bed instead of some hooker. XD

Thanks for the comment!