Dirty, Dirty Quiz!
All credit goes to theoneandonlylj for this quiz! ;D
Pick 12 random wrestlers and answer slashy questions about them.
1. Matt Hardy
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Edge
4. Christian
5. John Morrison
6. AJ Styles
7. Kirby Mack
8. TJ Mack
9. Kimo
10. Santino Marella
11. Gregory Helms
12. Shannon Moore
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Hmm...he may just be an exhibitionist! OMG can you imagine?? 0.0
2. Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
Oh uh....I can see him and....AJ Styles! ;D
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Aww! I can't have BOTH?!?! Well, I'll go with 3 because he can be an animal in the sack! 5 seems more of an intimate lover..
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Again, can't I have both!!!! Of course 1 will be my choice..
5. 12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
OH GOD!! XD
"Come on, make my Enigma cum!"
"Only if you can release my Prince of Punk!"
"..."
"..."
"Shan...let's not talk through the rest of this.."
"Agreed."
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Uh...I really don't wanna answer that one.. As far as I know, their aren't any nude pics of him. Although if there are, they may be funny depending on the pose and facial expression!
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
Well they're both strong sexy men...maybe backstage before a show in one of their locker rooms? And I know Dee (deans_mate) would be the one to tackle this! XD
8. When 12 masturbates, (s)he thinks about...
Matt! HAHA! Nah I'll be honest...Kimo. XD
Okay his awsome wife! I can't decide..
9. What is 11's favourite sex toy?
His bandanas..hehe..
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Core Group Coregasm! BAHAHA!! I would read it, co-write it with Dee, and it would be NC-17 with LOTS of dirty things! ;D
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Ooh that's a hard one!! Uh...2 may be down for it, but 6 may have his kinky side?
12. As a birthday present, 7's long time lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
To keep the sunglasses and boots on and to use baby oil! XD
13. Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Umm...sushi! I think they both love sushi?
14. 8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Christian...yeah..
15. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Something with Matt, I'll guess at. X)
16. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if (s)he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Everything! He's a sweetheart and goofy! Both 5 and 8 would have a contest as to who's got the better bod! Sorry, couldn't think of anything dirty for that one..
17. What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That 10 calls 4 dirty words in Italian during the act, and 4 hits 10 with a hockey stick during..you know!
18. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
LOL! "My Better V1!" XD You guys should read the back-and-forths of Kimo with Matt! XD
19. Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Well 2's got a great "Imagi-Nation"! So it could be 11 comes to a classic superhero rescue of 1 from 6 and...well, 2 can take it from there! XD
20. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
I know how I'd react! ;D I think they'd laugh at first but then 8 would be completely turned on and do whatever he wants to 8..
21. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
(9)Kimo and (1)Matt Hardy are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)TJ Mack walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8)TJ joins in, first paging (3)Edge, who's in the middle of fucking (5)John Morrison into the mattress. (3)Edge abandons (5)John on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5)John, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4)Christian attempts to rescue him. But (5)John will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10)Santino Marella is one of his regular clients.
Pick 12 random wrestlers and answer slashy questions about them.
1. Matt Hardy
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Edge
4. Christian
5. John Morrison
6. AJ Styles
7. Kirby Mack
8. TJ Mack
9. Kimo
10. Santino Marella
11. Gregory Helms
12. Shannon Moore
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Hmm...he may just be an exhibitionist! OMG can you imagine?? 0.0
2. Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
Oh uh....I can see him and....AJ Styles! ;D
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Aww! I can't have BOTH?!?! Well, I'll go with 3 because he can be an animal in the sack! 5 seems more of an intimate lover..
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Again, can't I have both!!!! Of course 1 will be my choice..
5. 12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
OH GOD!! XD
"Come on, make my Enigma cum!"
"Only if you can release my Prince of Punk!"
"..."
"..."
"Shan...let's not talk through the rest of this.."
"Agreed."
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Uh...I really don't wanna answer that one.. As far as I know, their aren't any nude pics of him. Although if there are, they may be funny depending on the pose and facial expression!
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
Well they're both strong sexy men...maybe backstage before a show in one of their locker rooms? And I know Dee (deans_mate) would be the one to tackle this! XD
8. When 12 masturbates, (s)he thinks about...
Matt! HAHA! Nah I'll be honest...Kimo. XD
Okay his awsome wife! I can't decide..
9. What is 11's favourite sex toy?
His bandanas..hehe..
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Core Group Coregasm! BAHAHA!! I would read it, co-write it with Dee, and it would be NC-17 with LOTS of dirty things! ;D
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Ooh that's a hard one!! Uh...2 may be down for it, but 6 may have his kinky side?
12. As a birthday present, 7's long time lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
To keep the sunglasses and boots on and to use baby oil! XD
13. Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Umm...sushi! I think they both love sushi?
14. 8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Christian...yeah..
15. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Something with Matt, I'll guess at. X)
16. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if (s)he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Everything! He's a sweetheart and goofy! Both 5 and 8 would have a contest as to who's got the better bod! Sorry, couldn't think of anything dirty for that one..
17. What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That 10 calls 4 dirty words in Italian during the act, and 4 hits 10 with a hockey stick during..you know!
18. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
LOL! "My Better V1!" XD You guys should read the back-and-forths of Kimo with Matt! XD
19. Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Well 2's got a great "Imagi-Nation"! So it could be 11 comes to a classic superhero rescue of 1 from 6 and...well, 2 can take it from there! XD
20. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
I know how I'd react! ;D I think they'd laugh at first but then 8 would be completely turned on and do whatever he wants to 8..
21. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
(9)Kimo and (1)Matt Hardy are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)TJ Mack walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8)TJ joins in, first paging (3)Edge, who's in the middle of fucking (5)John Morrison into the mattress. (3)Edge abandons (5)John on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5)John, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4)Christian attempts to rescue him. But (5)John will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10)Santino Marella is one of his regular clients.