It's Hard To Say: Ch. 5
Title: This Lust To My Brain Almost Feels Like A Gun
Author: Killer Kitten
Chapter: 5
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Bert/Woman
Summary: Bert was at a loss after he found his girlfriend cheating on him. But maybe fate will change the way he feels about love...
7:00am
The Very Next Day
Bert wasn't feeling too good. He had drunk so much at the party last night, that as soon as he woke up, he had to run for the trashcan because the bathroom was upstairs. He stayed by the trashcan for a good hour or so to make sure he was gonna be okay that day. He got up after the hour and did feel alot better. Then he thought to himself about what he saw last night: Who were those two people? They did look kind of familiar...am I seeing things? No....no I couldn't have...Maybe Jepha knows. So he walked to Jepha's room and, surprisingly, he was awake, too. He was packing his suitcase for the trip they were having that day back to Utah.
"What are you doing awake? I thought I'd be the only one up so early!", said Bert. Jepha replied with a chuckle, "Well, you weren't the only one who got shitfaced that night!" Bert laughed at his joke for about a minute and then got the courage to ask him. "Hey, Jepha. Were you awake after I passed out? I need to know something that's bugging my head." Jepha paused from packing and slightly looked over his right shoulder at Bert. His eyes shifted back to his suitcase and his head later followed. "Uh...sure! What do you want to know?", said Jepha. "Well..", he said with a sigh. The hangover started to kick in. "Who were those two people that I saw standing next to you? They looked familiar to me. And I know it was you sitting on the couch next to her because no one at that party has as many tattoos and huge gauges in their ears like you! HA!" His comment made Jepha laugh. He paused from packing again and bent down, hands on knees, because he was laughing too hard. "Ah...ah man that was good. Let me think....uh..." He paused for a couple seconds and finally said, "Oh man I can't even remember! ....I guess we passed out one after another. Sorry man." Bert replied sympathetically, "Nah it's okay, dude.I didn't expect you to really remember what clothes they wore or what their faces look like. We were both hammered so it's okay!" Jepha didn't know whether to take that as a compliment or be offended. But he took it as a compliment anyway because he knows Bert is always trying to joke around. Even when it's not appropriate. "Thanks, dude. Hey can you help me pack my stuff? I know I should've packed yesterday but...I WANTED TO PARTY!!" Bert and Jeph bothed laughed at how high Jepha's voice got. They wiped the tears from their eyes and continued packing.
About 15 minutes into packing, Bert was going through the closet floors and paused. "Uh, hey Jepha? Question." Jepha looked up from his suitcase and said, "What is it, Bert? Find something interesting?" "HAHA! I'll say! Since when do you wear skin-tight pink leppard-print thongs and tighty whities?" He held them up but then collapsed to the ground from his hysterical laughing. "Okay, okay. Yes I know it's funny. But hey! I get lots of chicks everytime I wear those! Chicks love the leppard, dude!" But Jepha's comment just made Bert laugh even more. Just the thought about him wearing skin-tight undies and thongs made him wanna piss himself. Bert finally stood up and said, "Hey, dude. Promise me one thing?" "Sure, what?", said Jepha. "You gotta promise me...." He walked over to the otherside of the bed and fiddled with the undies and thong. "....That when we get back to Utah, you have to strut around in these for me whenever we feel bored." He then slingshot them into the suitcase and Jepha slammed it shut. "....Ah okay. It is fun to wear them! They feel like I'm wearing nothing at all!!", he said with a smile. Bert replied quickly, "Eww Dude!! I was just kidding!!" "Nonono! You made me promise so now it's official! HAHA!" Bert just looked down with a smirk and shook his head up and down.
"Alright dude I think we're done here!", said Bert. An hour had passed and it was about 8:15am. "Yeah I guess we are! You wanna have a final breakfast here before we go?", said Jepha. "Sure I could use something right about now since I puked up my meal from yesterday." Jepha laughed as they headed out the room. bert then stopped him and said, "Oh dude. One more thing?" Jepha just looked at him with a smirk and said, "What? You want me to cook while wearing only the thong?" Bert chuckled, "No......although that would be a good idea but, no. I was gonna say don't go near the trashcan. I left a little gift for John when he wakes up and has to take out the trash." Jepha looked at him with a slightly disgusted and confused look and said, "Eww dude. But thanks for telling me!" As they were about to head down the stairs, Bert stopped Jepha again and said, "Oh wait! I should go wake up Trish. She wanted to spend some more time with all of us and this is the least I could do for her." "Alright go ahead. I'll get breakfast started. Everybody knows you'd set the kitchen on fire.", said Jepha. Bert slowly turned away with an evil grin on his face and made a slight chuckle. Jepha heard him and chuckled, too. Bert walked toward the room they were sharing and Jepha walked down the stairs.
Jepha's smile turned into concern. As he descended the stairs, visions came into his head about last night. He was keeping something from Bert and didn't want to tell him. From his point-of-view, Bert was about to pass out and collapse to the floor. Jepha was laughing and pointing at Bert He slowly looked up at the two people and couldn't believe his eyes. He was about to say, "Oh my god, you...and you....it's--" and then got cut off by one of them. It was a guy talking. "If you tell......I'll kill you. She deserves better than that drunken laughing stock." The girl figure laughed and jumped on the male figure and looked as if they were making out. They made their way up the stairs and that's when Jepha passed out.
We're back with Jepha at the bottom of the stairs. He then realized, "......They went uptairs....! Oh man." He thought to himself: Should I go stop him? No, no that would make him suspicious of me knowing something about last night. Should I just head to the kitchen? I don't know what to do...
He finally decided to run after Bert. He realized his friendship to him meant more than his life. Bert's the only guy he could tell stuff to because everyone would just laugh at his misfortunes. He ran as fast as he could but by the time he got to the top of the stairs, he was too late. He saw Bert staring into his temporary bedroom and collapse to the floor. Jepha ran to him saying, "Bert, I'm so sorry. I should've told you. You're my buddy and I have to tell you--" He then looked into the room and couldn't believe his eyes. It had shocked both of them...
Author: Killer Kitten
Chapter: 5
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Bert/Woman
Summary: Bert was at a loss after he found his girlfriend cheating on him. But maybe fate will change the way he feels about love...
7:00am
The Very Next Day
Bert wasn't feeling too good. He had drunk so much at the party last night, that as soon as he woke up, he had to run for the trashcan because the bathroom was upstairs. He stayed by the trashcan for a good hour or so to make sure he was gonna be okay that day. He got up after the hour and did feel alot better. Then he thought to himself about what he saw last night: Who were those two people? They did look kind of familiar...am I seeing things? No....no I couldn't have...Maybe Jepha knows. So he walked to Jepha's room and, surprisingly, he was awake, too. He was packing his suitcase for the trip they were having that day back to Utah.
"What are you doing awake? I thought I'd be the only one up so early!", said Bert. Jepha replied with a chuckle, "Well, you weren't the only one who got shitfaced that night!" Bert laughed at his joke for about a minute and then got the courage to ask him. "Hey, Jepha. Were you awake after I passed out? I need to know something that's bugging my head." Jepha paused from packing and slightly looked over his right shoulder at Bert. His eyes shifted back to his suitcase and his head later followed. "Uh...sure! What do you want to know?", said Jepha. "Well..", he said with a sigh. The hangover started to kick in. "Who were those two people that I saw standing next to you? They looked familiar to me. And I know it was you sitting on the couch next to her because no one at that party has as many tattoos and huge gauges in their ears like you! HA!" His comment made Jepha laugh. He paused from packing again and bent down, hands on knees, because he was laughing too hard. "Ah...ah man that was good. Let me think....uh..." He paused for a couple seconds and finally said, "Oh man I can't even remember! ....I guess we passed out one after another. Sorry man." Bert replied sympathetically, "Nah it's okay, dude.I didn't expect you to really remember what clothes they wore or what their faces look like. We were both hammered so it's okay!" Jepha didn't know whether to take that as a compliment or be offended. But he took it as a compliment anyway because he knows Bert is always trying to joke around. Even when it's not appropriate. "Thanks, dude. Hey can you help me pack my stuff? I know I should've packed yesterday but...I WANTED TO PARTY!!" Bert and Jeph bothed laughed at how high Jepha's voice got. They wiped the tears from their eyes and continued packing.
About 15 minutes into packing, Bert was going through the closet floors and paused. "Uh, hey Jepha? Question." Jepha looked up from his suitcase and said, "What is it, Bert? Find something interesting?" "HAHA! I'll say! Since when do you wear skin-tight pink leppard-print thongs and tighty whities?" He held them up but then collapsed to the ground from his hysterical laughing. "Okay, okay. Yes I know it's funny. But hey! I get lots of chicks everytime I wear those! Chicks love the leppard, dude!" But Jepha's comment just made Bert laugh even more. Just the thought about him wearing skin-tight undies and thongs made him wanna piss himself. Bert finally stood up and said, "Hey, dude. Promise me one thing?" "Sure, what?", said Jepha. "You gotta promise me...." He walked over to the otherside of the bed and fiddled with the undies and thong. "....That when we get back to Utah, you have to strut around in these for me whenever we feel bored." He then slingshot them into the suitcase and Jepha slammed it shut. "....Ah okay. It is fun to wear them! They feel like I'm wearing nothing at all!!", he said with a smile. Bert replied quickly, "Eww Dude!! I was just kidding!!" "Nonono! You made me promise so now it's official! HAHA!" Bert just looked down with a smirk and shook his head up and down.
"Alright dude I think we're done here!", said Bert. An hour had passed and it was about 8:15am. "Yeah I guess we are! You wanna have a final breakfast here before we go?", said Jepha. "Sure I could use something right about now since I puked up my meal from yesterday." Jepha laughed as they headed out the room. bert then stopped him and said, "Oh dude. One more thing?" Jepha just looked at him with a smirk and said, "What? You want me to cook while wearing only the thong?" Bert chuckled, "No......although that would be a good idea but, no. I was gonna say don't go near the trashcan. I left a little gift for John when he wakes up and has to take out the trash." Jepha looked at him with a slightly disgusted and confused look and said, "Eww dude. But thanks for telling me!" As they were about to head down the stairs, Bert stopped Jepha again and said, "Oh wait! I should go wake up Trish. She wanted to spend some more time with all of us and this is the least I could do for her." "Alright go ahead. I'll get breakfast started. Everybody knows you'd set the kitchen on fire.", said Jepha. Bert slowly turned away with an evil grin on his face and made a slight chuckle. Jepha heard him and chuckled, too. Bert walked toward the room they were sharing and Jepha walked down the stairs.
Jepha's smile turned into concern. As he descended the stairs, visions came into his head about last night. He was keeping something from Bert and didn't want to tell him. From his point-of-view, Bert was about to pass out and collapse to the floor. Jepha was laughing and pointing at Bert He slowly looked up at the two people and couldn't believe his eyes. He was about to say, "Oh my god, you...and you....it's--" and then got cut off by one of them. It was a guy talking. "If you tell......I'll kill you. She deserves better than that drunken laughing stock." The girl figure laughed and jumped on the male figure and looked as if they were making out. They made their way up the stairs and that's when Jepha passed out.
We're back with Jepha at the bottom of the stairs. He then realized, "......They went uptairs....! Oh man." He thought to himself: Should I go stop him? No, no that would make him suspicious of me knowing something about last night. Should I just head to the kitchen? I don't know what to do...
He finally decided to run after Bert. He realized his friendship to him meant more than his life. Bert's the only guy he could tell stuff to because everyone would just laugh at his misfortunes. He ran as fast as he could but by the time he got to the top of the stairs, he was too late. He saw Bert staring into his temporary bedroom and collapse to the floor. Jepha ran to him saying, "Bert, I'm so sorry. I should've told you. You're my buddy and I have to tell you--" He then looked into the room and couldn't believe his eyes. It had shocked both of them...