Well hello Miss Eleanor!

Yes hello

Hope you have a lovely birthday!

Yes, we do indeedy!

And we have something very special for you

And we are allowed to visit the safehouses!

So we are coming over tomorrow!

See you then!!

Well!! Thats a turn up

Yes the Order of the Phoenix

Explains a lot

Yes, all the rooms that were locked

And the secret looks

And the handshakes

Handshakes??

Just kidding

See the flag?

Oh yeah, impressive

Yes it was

Still I don't suppose they will all be pleased ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen and Severus Snape
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes are proud to present

Valentine's Day Special Catalogue

Yes, enter into the spirit of this wonderful day! Amaze your loved ones! Treat them to one of our exciting new product range. Special offers include:

The Valentine Vesuvius. Spell out the name of your heart's desire in letters of flame ( Read more... )

Got them all then?

All what?

The scrolls for the Carry Orchestra

No, one is missing

Oh damn. I bet it's the "Hedgehog Song "

No, actually it isn't

Hmmm - "The Wizard's Staff"?

Nope

Oh....well that lets Professor Sprout off the hook. Which one is it?

It's one of the love songs. "Shower You with Little Kisses"

Oh. Bugger. Some romantic couple no doubt ( Read more... )

[Locked to the Safehouses and Allies]

Hello everyone! Why have you all been so quiet?

Was it something we said?

Was it something we didn't say?

Is it George's "unusual" after shave?

Shut up, spilling that vinegar was an accident!

Still makes you smell like a Muggle chip-shop

Anyway, let us know whats going on, we feel quite left out here!

[ ( Read more... )

Finally we are back ( Read more... )

Private

I really don’t understand why Figg doesn’t let us bake.

Or even get close to the kitchen. As if there was reason to mistrust us besides the obvious.

Exactly, Fred. I don’t know why she’s so suspicious...

Come to speak of ‘suspicious’: we still haven’t heard of the DA.

For quite a while now, even. They aren’t ignoring us, are they?

Maybe we ( Read more... )

Mrs Figg? Please can we do some baking?
Fred and George.

Locked to the DA

Hey you lot! It's your favourite Weasleys back again like bad knuts.

Yeah, we give you a bellyache but ohhh the visions...

Knuts, George. Not nuts.

Oh! Okay! Sorry. Yeah. Speaking of knuts, have you tried our new Chocolate Coins? Guaranteed to make you thr-

George!Sorry! Anyway, Angelina's feeling loads better, just thought ( Read more... )

Looks like Snape's outdone us again. Mind you, I think we look better on our wanted posters than he does.

And Harry, that was a joke. Haha.

Seriously - for we are known for erratic bouts of seriousness - it doesn't look good for our old Potions Master at all. Have you seen his poster? It came in our Prophet today and well - it's gone now. Don't ( Read more... )