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[wybrows]

[ After sticking her beautiful macaroni art up on the wall (a big flower in the middle courtesy of Afu with details and other scenery by Wy), she goes over to the phone. ]

That place was stupid and you're all awful.

[ So then she goes outside and finds her pet Ringtail Possum, Archy Wyld, in the mail.

Feel free to run into her while she's

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[princessoffrogs]

[Pearl likes animals. Pearl does not mind having animals shoved in her face.

Have a happy squeal!]

How cute!

[wybrows]

[ Smile smile smile. ]

Isn't he? The Principality of Wy has the cutest animals, guaranteed! His name's Archy Wyld.

[princessoffrogs]

He's positively lovely! May I have permission to pet him?

[wybrows]

Hm... [ Deeply considering this. She holds him out to her. ]

Alright, but only if your hands are clean and ya promise to be gentle. He's very sensitive.

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[starshots]

[just. watching.] ...

[wybrows]

[ Tearing up the garden and shoving flowers in Archy's face. ]

Hurry up and eat. Before they catch us!

[starshots]

You can take as many as you want. They're not my sunflowers. [they're Russia's.]

[wybrows]

[ Jumps. Spinning around and holding the flowers behind her back. Though Archy has some still stuffed in his mouth. ]

I-I wasn't doin' anything. Just admiring the flowers, of course. Not that they're that great, my garden is much better. ... H-how long were ya standin' there?

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[thatsnotaknife]

G'day, you two.

[wybrows]

[ So happy and excited. ]

Hey, Oz! I got Archy! Now he can play with Sam 'n stuff. [ Waves him around. The possum just takes it... ] He's cuter than ever.

[thatsnotaknife]

Adorable. [Talking about the possum, the micronation or both?] Just keep an eye on 'em if they play together and give me a yell if Sam gets stroppy.

[wybrows]

Eh, Archy could take him, no need to worry. He may look cute, but he'll kill ya. [ Not really... He's very peaceful. ]

Let's spice things up by using the phone

[seniorfilia]

I'm not.

But she could throw a possum in his face...

[wybrows]

You're the worst of all the stupid kids I met there. Even worse than those annoyin' drone-things.

She can do that later

[seniorfilia]

What did I do? I was nice to you!

[wybrows]

You were bein' stupid and thought that whole decapitation thing was real. The macaroni was scarier than that, sissy.

[wybrows]

[ STARES.

Looks like she might cry and holds Archy back, petting him and wiping him off. ]

Y-you...! Why would ya do that?! Now he's gonna have your smelly germs!

[wybrows]

He's a possum, idiot. And how could ya be allergic to somethin' so cute? [ Shoves him back in his face again. ]