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Oct 10, 2010 18:56

Oz... Oz is actin' all weird. He's callin' me Matilda and not Tilly and he's not even singin' Waltzing Matilda along with it. And... he keeps tellin' me to call him daddy.

Matilda, love, who's that on the phone? Don't tell me you're talking to a boy!

Help me.

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archy's chillin' in the back, australia is scary, what is this post, this is an awful family, koalas have feelings too, you'll come-a waltzing matilda with me, big bro sam is yandere, i learn about it from beer commercials

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wise_king October 11 2010, 04:07:37 UTC
Want me to eat him?

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wybrows October 11 2010, 04:11:41 UTC


What.

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wise_king October 11 2010, 04:21:02 UTC
You heard me.

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wybrows October 11 2010, 04:21:51 UTC
Why would ya eat 'im?! How would ya eat 'im? He's much bigger than you.

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is_an_island October 11 2010, 07:04:30 UTC
He's an idiot.

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wybrows October 11 2010, 23:58:46 UTC
Obviously. But I still need help with 'im.

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is_an_island October 12 2010, 02:23:25 UTC
With what?

Turning him back?

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wybrows October 12 2010, 02:26:15 UTC
That's right. I've tried kicking him but he doesn't notice it. If I throw something on his head, will it work?

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phone pinkplumblossom October 11 2010, 19:39:28 UTC
...Wy, is Australia's koala still there?

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wybrows October 11 2010, 23:59:24 UTC
Huh? Yeah, Sam's still here. Oz is ignorin' him, though. It's kinda sad...

Why?

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pinkplumblossom October 12 2010, 00:50:32 UTC
If Australia was gone for good, Sam would be gone with him. The fact that he's still there means that he'll snap out of it eventually. You just need to be patient with him. He'll definitely be back.

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wybrows October 12 2010, 02:26:53 UTC
But I want him back now. There's gotta be some way to fix it!

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