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[wybrows]

It's come to my attention that you people aren't drinking enough milk. I've heard "don't drink the milk" all too many times.

You know what's important in world peace? Milk. What's important in building highways? Milk. What's important in makin' sure I don't hurt ya? Drinkin' all your bloody milk.If this hasn't improved by next week, I'll be sure

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A.

[seniorfilia]

Re: A.

[wybrows]

[ Why does everyone keep running away from her why.

Oh puppy. They like milk!! She walks up to him and puts some milk down. Of course a puppy can open a milk bottle. ]

Ya want some, don't you?

Re: A.

[seniorfilia]

[Sniffs the bottle. Sits down and stares up at her.

Ever been judged by a puppy and found lacking Wy? Well, now you have.]

[wybrows]

[

Pushes the bottle closer. ] Go on, possum food.

[wybrows]

[ This is highly unacceptable!! She runs up to him. ]

Where're ya goin'? You didn't get your milk.

[wybrows]

... Are you one o' Kiwi's? [ Because this is how they talk in New Zealand obviously. ]

A

[miss_enma_ai]

[Super villain Ai laughs at your milk. Or looks at it.]

Go away little child. Your milk can not save you.

[wybrows]

Milk is good for everything, idiot. Don't ya want it now?

[miss_enma_ai]

NO

[wybrows]

'course ya do. [ Gives her two bottles!! ]

B

[a_gentle_boy]

. . . Yes? Can I help you, citizen?

[After a few moments, Lucas suddenly turns red and slams the door in Wy's face. It opens again a few minutes later.]

I mean, um. Hi, Wy! Can mild-mannered good ol' not at all suspicious me help you today?

[wybrows]

[ This is highly suspicious and she considers asking him about it.

But does it really matter as long as he drinks his milk? ]

As a mild-mannered, good kid, I assume you already drank all your milk today?

[a_gentle_boy]

. . . The poisoned kind?

[wybrows]

Don't insult the milk.

If you haven't, I happen to have some right here. [ Pulls some milk out of nowhere and hands it to him. ]

B.

[lovely_crane]

Hm? Oh, hello there!

May I help you?

[wybrows]

No, you can't help me. But you can help yourself.

Have you had your milk today?

[lovely_crane]

Milk? But I bought enough milk for the week.

[wybrows]

[ Be still her milk-pumping heart!! ]

Y... you did? Really? And you're gonna drink it all?