♕ 009; backdated to the 15th

[wybrows]

[Phone]

My birthday's come 'round again in this stupid place. Well, I'm fifty-one years old now, so I expect fifty-one presents from everyone! That's how it works, isn't it? [ No Wy no you're only seven. ]

As for what I'd like, I want the driveway back. If any of you can do it. And if you can't, art supplies are fine.

That's all.

[Action]

[ Wy

Comments

[action]

[redirections]

You look like you're just sitting there drawing.

[wybrows]

Not just drawing. I'm unleashing my creativity.

And you're gonna help.

[redirections]

Like hell I'm gonna help...! What the fuck do you even expect me to do?!

[wybrows]

Stand there. That's all. Is it so hard?

[kinpika]

Fifty-one gifts? What will do do for me if I give you that many?

[wybrows]

I'm not doin' anything! It's my birthday so I get gifts for just being here.

But you should give me all those gifts, anyway.

[kinpika]

With that many gifts, it's only right though.

[wybrows]

Do you not get how birthdays work?

Phone

[doudemoe]

Sounds like you've aged well.

[wybrows]

That's right. I've become a recognised, adult nation, ya know.

[doudemoe]

[oh, a nation]

So that's the age of adulthood for countries?

[wybrows]

... Definitely! I'm the perfect age. Anyone older probably's getting wrinkles.

phone

[fuckyeahsealand]

You're not fifty-one!

[wybrows]

Of course I am! You wouldn't know.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand is older than you!

[wybrows]

How old are ya?

Phone

[sonicpunching]

Fifty one?

[All his disbelief. Y u look so young if you're 51?]

[wybrows]

That's right. Fifty-one presents, please.

[sonicpunching]

Fifty-one...I personally think that is a little too greedy.

[wybrows]

But it's my birthday. [ That makes it OK!! ]