After returning from his weekly shopping visit into town, Ted decided that tonight.. or today.. or whenever it was was going to be a good day. He'd lost track of time about three days ago when he overindulged in an excellent combination of Pop Rocks, Pepsi and Twinkies - all at once ( Read more... )

Bill: I AM BILL S. PRESTON, ESQUIRE!

Ted: AND I AM TED 'THEODORE' LOGAN!

Both: Together we are WYLD STALLYNS! *outrageous air guitar ( Read more... )

This place is bogus, but, uh, in a good way. I wasn't too sure if Rufus was high when he said for me to come and do this teaching gig, but now I'm totally glad I did. I miss Bill, but he said he had to return Napoleon's Piggy Wiggy badge which he left behind. I wasn't too into Napoleon's France anyway ( Read more... )