"I'm the one who decides what goes in my mouth..." It seemed funny at the time. So are the 'vest-love' brothers on Live Aid right now. I don't recognise many people though. Poor Bono, still crapping on, give it a rest love.

So it’s late and I’m tired but I’m waiting to see if Bob and Rose will come on TV, oh good it is. It has that guy who plays Jonathan Creek playing “a gay man with a straight girlfriend” that I most randomly watched last week. I totally did no work today because I felt burnt out. I did have a great conversation with Jess on the tenants of socialism ( Read more... )

If money was food my spending would be explosive diarrhoea. As one wit quipped ‘what bank did you rob?’ No bank, I’ve been saving for several months but I have a twinging urge for self-justification on spending so much, even though it’s my money. I’m going to tell you what I bought because I’m sure next time you come around I will be so naturalised ( Read more... )

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Subject: 22nd September No Petrol Day ( Read more... )

So I notice no one sees me for like over a week and not one phone call hello, you gardening ploughs. Well maybe that’s not entirely accurate there was that very amusing moment when my friend Sally and I caught Moriarty doing something embarrassing on the library lawn but I won’t expand on that because I know Moriarty blushes a lot. Also I ran into ( Read more... )

5. The 2005 Grace Vaughan Memorial Lecture ( Read more... )

“lucy-ly” to the tune of Mr Raven ( Read more... )

I don't care how emo it is there's something wrong about birthdays. Actually i would be positive but i feel like today has been the most depressing day ever in some respects. Mr Sex (Rod Stuart - the lect. apparently there is a singer by the same name) thinks that we have in fact reached The End of History. gawd that fucking scares the shit out of ( Read more... )

War of the Worlds is brilliant and much better then Episode III it’s an wonderfully reliable adaptation to the original novel, I had thought that 2001 was quite good and I’m sure some of you know the disaster that is About A Boy but I would call War of the Worlds a 21st century adaptation to the 19th century original with the expected influence of ( Read more... )