i just couldn't resist this one...
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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
i'd never be able to press that button. i'm a sissy.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
how about country music as a whole? [ sorry, michelle. ]
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
with enough jager, i'll punch anyone who's mean to my friends. hey, remember that time i tried to fight the entire track team? or the time i nearly started a riot in 7-11 in blacksburg? i'm fun.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
provolone. because, according to ra, if you break the word down, "pro" means the best, and "volone" means cheese.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
grilled cheese. and i think i'll go with colby-jack cheese for this one.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
or
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count).
i'll give it to the parentals... make a dent in what i owe them.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
australia!
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
do they sell kangaroos?
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
i'd either go back to '69 to see the original woodstock, or to the early 80's.. because based on the music and my existence.. i think it was a good time.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
I HAVE THE CONCH SHELL, I'M FUCKING IN CHARGE.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
celebrity cage-match. similar to that show that used to be on MTV, cept they won't be clay imitations.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
get into the fetal position and start whimpering.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
either my journal or that ginormous collage of pictures michelleric made me.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
go wait in philip's barn.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
teleportation. yes, i'm that lazy.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
halloween last year in blacksburg.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
the entire jason jedrey saga.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
australia. assuming that the flight i took there earlier didn't disappoint.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
i've only been to 2... and between BTs and rileys.. i'm gonna have to go with rileys.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!"
all of my favs live on the first floor except for snee. so i guess i'll go bother him.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
freud.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
mike davis.
27. What's your theme song?
i don't need a theme song. just some fantastic sound effects.
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