I really want to talk one on one with stephen hawking someday, and...no offense to a fellow steve, I really want to bounce some ideas off of him personally.  I think he sees what I see but he feels the need to apply mathmatics to his visions, I don't... I only seek to broaden my "visions" and attempt to translate what i percieve to this world. 

and long url :P
http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/20000/8000/400/28463/28463.strip.sunday.gif

had some taco meat but no taco shells, just fried up my own and..damn....love it, way cheaper, don't break and taste downright sweet
literally sweet, wonder if those tortilla's have sugar added...

http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/663.html

Just did something i've been meaning to do since 1996....  Chased down and phoned up my algebra teacher from high school.  it was very...trippy..and lolworthy.. "Who's this?" "remember steven?" "Uhh" "Big fat kid, slept in class alot the last year?" "Oh yeah! I was thinking of you a couple days ago!" "huh?" *banter about a password encrypted pdf ( Read more... )

You know, a couple years ago someone was asking me what the best way was to make the data on a hard drive unrecoverable/easiest way to wipe one clean before tossing it out.  I recommended a drill and about 2 minutes of work. 

This show is definitely classic *snerk*
[Newscast from opening credits]
Reporter: And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity ( Read more... )

*beats balls of palms against forehead* come on you stupid fuck, you were 3 points below einsteins iq when you were 12....figure that shit out ( Read more... )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Cody

The fact this thing could lift a human...

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him ( Read more... )