[I read this from RD a long time ago, and it speaks what I have in mind now.]
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be
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