adam brody: get the hell away from meg ryan and come to my house. with your librarian glasses on. also you sometimes speak like an overconfident actor reading cue cards.sorry.

meg ryan: stick with tom hanks. god, you aged well.

old women: cut your hair short when you're young, then grow it long and loud when you're old. resist the poof.

anyone!: ( Read more... )

"Also, I left my wife this note in the bathroom today:


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things have been awry lately. it's made me realize that for this whole school year, i've just been going through the motions of things, only really concentrating on bettering myself academically. frankly the only reason i'm doing that is so that i can accomplish my ultimate goal: leave florida. that's all that's been running through my mind this ( Read more... )

New people? Old people? I feel like I'm sitting on my couch rewinding a video of our lives ( Read more... )

Best way to start my day: "I haven't been this proud of you since you lost your baby teeth ( Read more... )

trying to broaden my musical taste. any suggestions (aka what sean was supposed to do for my christmas present)?

i've been in a very surf-rock, light-punk mood. as such, i sometimes find myself swaying my arms like a multi-armed shiva-god. it's easing things up greatly.

i have officially abused my hypen quota.

i need a new book. These past two have been sucking my life in with the intensity that i haven't felt for a book in a while. they've also unintentionally made me reconsider some things-thats the thing about believable literature (well, maybe not so much believable as properly voiced), it always finds a way of slurring what you've just read and what ( Read more... )

I'm in need of a bit of assistance ( Read more... )

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

i think that might be my favorite quote.

in yo' face, hector jimenez! i will have a B in your class before mid-semester without the summer project!

meanwhile, i have a test in his class and ap psych tomorrow. eep! ::stress::

my mom told me to start looking at definite college possibilities so we can visit eep! ::stress::

i am steadily gaining weight. eep! ::obese stress::