Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In March, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In May, I exposed
schmedgar to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In April, I stopped
rhodges from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In June, I rescued
ethereal_lord from being sacrificed (-200 points). Yesterday, I recruited
princessjamie as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-25 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Wynterroses
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