2010 = health?

[wyse_k]

So late 2009 seemed like a time rife with incidents designed to shorten my lifespan (usually through stress and fright) e.g. the bull-ant incident. When I noticed this trend, I started to take photos of the injuries (yeah, weird, but more interesting than scenery enshrouded in mist).

Here's two I resized to f-list friendly proportions.

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[venusorbit1]

I just google'd "Bull Ant" and ZOMG can you please move somewhere where the insets dont put you in freaking anaphalactic shock???? Fuck Australia. It's out to kill humans, i'm not letting ti get to me.

Obviously i can't see the text again, so if i look like im typing while drunk, i'm not. im typing while blind!

Fuck ants. seriously.

What's a family planning specialist? Is that someone who helps you get knocked up or prevents you from getting knocked up?

[wyse_k]

LOL. I need to level up my CSS skills, so the blue text can halt its reign of drunken-ness, but for now a change in layout should do the trick.

I need to resize the photo I took of the time I accidentally slammed a toilet-cubicle-door on my middle finger. I think I may have broken something, but the bruise subsided (eventually) and so did the pain and tenderness. My boss looked at it afterwards and sincerely apologised that his insurance did not cover acts of stupidity LOL, but he bought me an awesome steak dinner with beer later, which was very cool. ^_^

There's also a photo of the bull ant bite and the consequent ripping off of bite scab. There were two visible bite marks - like a mini vampire had supped on my hand.

Um so yeah, I'm very accident/pain prone. lol.

[sea_thoughts]

Family planning? Is that for contraception or to change the contraception you're taking?

[wyse_k]

it did involve a thermometer up the front wahzoo but luckily there were alternatives to that. ^_^