Spring Break '06! I'm the crazy one!
Start: 3:30 PM Eastern Standard Time, March 3rd, 2006, Boston, Massachusetts, United States of America, North America, North Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way, Universe.
1. Got lost in Dorchester in an attempt to find the computer place. Monitor still has nasty
white streak down the side. Fan still sounds like a sand grinder.
2. NOFX in Worcester. Lots o beer poured on me. Sat next to Dave Greene (yes, THE Dave
Greene) for the vast duration of the concert.
3. Drive back to Boston with Nick Davies and Joseph. Joe was grumpy because he had a headache
from being elbowed in the head during some serious thrashing.
4. Drive up to Manchester the next day with Joe, Jules, and Nick D. Stopped at the Verizon to
watch part of a robot competition. Adrienne Jalbert is heading to the finals in Georgia in
April.
5. Parents drove me home from Manchester. Todd in the car.
6. Fight with Todd. Todd storms out of house. Mother not on speaking terms with me until
Todd calls back to say he's an ass. Father pretends nothing is happening.
7. House of 1000 forties, featuring Kyle, Lauren, Chris Reid, Bob Barry, James Paine, and
several people that I did not know. Bought Chris Reid beer.
8. Woke up. Drove to Dover to meet up with Shamara and Onno. Went on "tour" of Dover. Ended
up on Garrison Hill. Onno wouldn't urinate off the top. Sham wouldn't stop spitting off
the top. Went to Portsmouth. It was soggy. Ventured around Strawberry Banke. It was
creepy.
9. Drove back to Dover. Stopped at Tuttle's Red Barn.
10. Made Onno watch the Oscars with me. Screamed at the television when Crash won.
11. Woke up. Headed to Concord with Onno. Talked about how much of a travesty George Bush is.
Fuck him. Seriously.
12. Visited the highlights of Concord thanks to a tour from Joe. Eagle Square! Some other
square up by Margarita's!
13. Saw Onno off and hung out at the Jalberts for the night. I was fed delicious cod.
Amazing.
14. Woke up. Went to get a new driver's license and then went to the dentist. Went out to
lunch with Meredith. Saw Colby Drasher and his boyfriend! Visited Memere. She asked me
who was currently the president after seeing the look on my face when she told me that she
hadn't "voted for this Nixon".
15. Drank a beer with Dad.
16. Headed over to UNH to meet up with Reta and Meredith again. Bought a bunch of beer.
Played Kings. Had a slumber party with Reta.
17. Woke up. Headed home. Hampton Beach trip with parents. Drive up the coast.
18. Home. Haircut in Raymond. Absentee ballot because I unfortunately cannot be in Nottingham
for the vote on Tuesday.
19. Joe Jalbert. 2 HOURS of ANTM. Kubrick's The Shining.
20. Woke up. Ate breakfast. Went into Raymond for the Dollar Store.
21. Came home with those sponges that are in capsules that you drop in warm water. Best 15
minutes ever. Father concerned that we had smoked up. Talked Joe out of eating one.
22. Two hour nap.
23. Two lobsters each.
24. Hopkinton for the night. Lively conversation with Mr. Jalbert.
25. Woke up. Got onto 93 and remained on it while driving for 90 minutes. Ended up at the
Flume. It was frozen. All had gone according to plan.
26. Back to Concord. Louie's pizza.
27. Bus.
28. Boston. 60 degrees!!!!!!
29. Went for a walk with Paul because of the heat wave. Ended up in Harvard Square. Agreed
that there needs to be The Marc Jalbert Show. Walked back. Died.
30. Woke up. Went to fuckin SPIKE'S on the corner of Mass Ave. and Boylston (you'd better
fuckin believe it) with Paul.
31. Cleaned the bathroom.
32. Shammy came home!
33. Ate spaghetti!
34. Another walk.
35. Nintendo Jeopardy.
36. American History X.
37. Woke up to The Mormon Crabernacle Choir. Ate waffles. Stayed in bed until around 2.
38. Watched David Letterman fucking WASTE Bill O'Reilly. Best 10 minutes of television I've
ever seen. You can find this clip on the internet if you are interested. I will tell you
how to get to it.
End: 5:17 PM Eastern Standard Time, March 12th, 2006, Boston, Massachusetts, United States of America, North America, North Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way, Universe.