Fell In Love Once and Almost Completely

[wyvean]

I've fallen for a girl. She's already taken. The good ones always are.

Crap, this is infinitely stupider than it should be.

With that said, I give you a snow penis.

Comments

[pyropony]

I made a mutant snowman once.
It had two heads and a toothbrush for a nose and we put yellow dye on it so it looked like we pissed on it. (We didn't have to go then)

I'd show you a picture, but my bandwidth's exceeded for this month in photobucket. >

[mrunionjack]

cheer up dude, you'll find someone. just because theres no one in high school, eh, maybe you're better off without one till college.

[tomokato]

Hey, thats rough dude. Ya know what though? Newtown girls suck for the most part, don't worry about it. As soon as you get the hell out of this town you'll find someone, guaranteed.

[farley_m]

Most Newtown girls say the same thing about Newtown boys.

[tomokato]

And that sir...thats the hilarious part.

[mrunionjack]

well ya know what...people in newtown in general suck...i mean we all have our own little groups of friends who we think are cool. so as a collective, EVERYONE sucks on some level or another.