I know it's dangerous talking about this while I'm still in academia...

[wzdd]

... but wouldn't it be great to actually live in an ivory tower? You'd get a great view of your surroundings, be totally protected against orc attacks (but not against ent attacks), and you could save on electricity bills by making use of the heat differential between the top bit and the bottom bit.

Comments

[liedra]

Yes, but the poor elephant! :(

[wzdd]

Yeah, but what a gigantic elephant it would be!

[liedra]

A gigantic DEAD elephant :( or, really, oliphaunt :(

[wzdd]

Let's not focus on the negatives all the time. :(

Think of the giant tusk!

[jorgesum]

Yeah, but it'd be a bummer to keep it clean.